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Sorry to tell you, Ashley Brainless, but as a female at T4C, it's not likely you'll die a martyr on the mission field. More likely, you'll marry the nerdy fundy daddy picks out for you, have a miserable and loveless marriage, squeeze out at a baby every year whom you and hubby will raise to be mindless little fundybots, get divorced (hey, it's the fundy way!) and die in your trailer having accomplished nothing else in life.
Ashley, Heres a clue,
If the subject is favorite bible verse, I'll put my vote in for Judges 1:19 "And the LORD was with Judah; and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." Pretty much sums up the absurdity of the whole damn wholly babble.
Oh, fuck, T4C is finally becoming militant. Kay guys, big 'ol atheist party in Canada. I've got dip!
How does someone bouncebounce about being martyred? I can understand being willing to take the risk, but to want that specific end with such zeal? Why not seek to lead as many people as possible, and be productive? Why prefer to be a statistic?
Holy shit. That is seriously fucking creepy. That poor girl, she needs a therapist.
"becoming an hero" is an euphemism for committing suicide. It's a 4chan meme, don't ask. (There is an explanation on the lurkmoar.com wiki... caution: This is 4chan territory, do not enter if you're a minor or have any good taste left, yadda yadda)
Well, she is from Australia where I believe a lot of athiests live, so she's probably gorwn up thinking that it's a glamerous ideal instead of horrifically fundamentalist.
Isn't there a Terrorism for Jesus Award? (Unless, of course, it's already been given out this year.) A post this scary deserves something to me.
And my favorite Bible verse is about how the Levite concubine was cut into 12 pieces and sent "unto the 12 tribes of Isreal" because 1) It just says so much about what the Bible is really about that most Christians just gloss over and 2) The moral of the story is "Consider of it, take advice, and speak your mind": also what every rational person should do about a story like that!
"How does someone bouncebounce about being martyred? I can understand being willing to take the risk, but to want that specific end with such zeal? Why not seek to lead as many people as possible, and be productive? Why prefer to be a statistic?"
My thoughts exactly. Willing to die for something you believe in is noble. Wanting to die for something you believe in is insane.
That will haunt my dreamscapes. Forever.
@JES:
Exodus 9:5 And the LORD appointed a set time, saying the LORD shall do this thing in the land.
"Phil 1:21; For me to live is Christ and to Die is gain!! I can't wait to die on th mission field!!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.elroy.net/ehr/dountoothers.html
Do your worst, Ashley. Whilst this isn't a picture of him:
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(he has ambitions to join the SAS, thus he wants to stay anonymous), my nephew who is a corporal in the East Yorkshire Regiment, is his squad's sniper, specialising in long-range eliminations with a .50 cal. Barrett M82A1 (which used to belong to the IRA).
Blain 1:1: 'Come on in, you fuckers, come on in. Ol' Painless is waiting. '
You want to die that much? Okay. Go to Uganda then, Ashley. The Lord's Resistance Army use child soldiers. You'd be perfect cannon fodder for them.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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