[On the animals getting back home after the flood]
Also after the flood and especially during the subsequent ice age there were many natural land bridges available so there would not neccessarily have been much swimming involved, and of course different animals have in the past been rafted from one location to another on mats of floating vegetation, of which there would have been an abundance after the flood.
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It has been theorized, by creationists, that floating vegetation mats were possible, but for insects, not Koala bears!
They should just admit it, they got there by magic, everything's fucking magic, the ark, the flood, the animals, and it just has never happened again and nobody noticed it that time because that's what god wanted.
OF COURSE, everybody knows about the abundant rafts of floating vegitation, the ones that god programmed to ferry polar bears north, penguins south, and silverback gorillas out east. Those gorillas would've had a hell of time getting home if it wasn't for the ice bridge to China.
Ummm...so there was an Ice Age that followed the flood 5000 years ago? You'd think that we'd have some fucking evidence for all of this, no?
Oh, and drifting vegetable islands = retarded on innumerable levels.
Yes, all the animals walked on land bridges, or maybe they floated on icebergs.
The kangaroos didn't need one, they did a flying leap across the ocean.
"there were many natural land bridges available "
There certainly fucking weren't.
And there's fucking assclown Hams "floating vegetation" fairy tale. Hovind 'floated' that shit too, it's beyond reason enough to be it's own religion at this point.
“Also after the flood and especially during the subsequent ice age there were many natural land bridges available so there would not neccessarily have been much swimming involved,”
This is ludicrous.
“and of course different animals have in the past been rafted from one location to another on mats of floating vegetation,”
“of which there would have been an abundance after the flood.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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