They say we came from little organisms in the sea, but where did the organisms and the sea come from...? They leave that part out... lol It's so much easier to trust in God and what He says!
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They suggested primitive cells may have formed from these buckyball-looking thingys... And the seas came from comets or volcanoes or something, and at one point there was a flood of Biblular proportions, not to destroy humanity, but to create the oceans, since until then the atmosphere was too hot for liquid water to form.
one word: STROMATOLITE. look it up, i dare you--or are you too scared that science might be right?
"It's so much easier to trust in God and what He says!"
only if you're stupid.
No, "they" don't "leave that part out." You're just putting all your mental effort into refusing to see it rather than trying to understand it, because that's the only way it's "easier to trust in God and what [your pastor and other church authorities claim] He says."
~David D.G.
So, where did god come from?
They always leave that part out...
It's much easier to trust your own brain...Well, for most of us it is...
Following your logic, where does God come from?. And when you find an answer, where does it come from?. We could go like that ad finitum. In case you're wondering, little microorganism in the sea(it's not exactly like that but........)is not the ultimate definitive answer. It's something that you fundies are unable to understand.
"They say we came from little organisms in the sea, but where did the organisms and the sea come from...? They leave that part out... lol"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenesis
You're a fundtard... lol
Oh boy! Yes, let's all just believe a millenia-old book on matters such as that, instead of NEW books! Because the older a book is, the more correct it is!... right?
I was gonna register to reply and refute that whole topic but they've closed registration. I guess they hate people proving them wrong.
Yes, it's easier not to think. Or exercise. Or be kind. Or create art. Or... well, pretty much anything else that makes life worthwhile.
And, personally, I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees (unless your name actually implies something a lot more fun than I think it does).
Wait, they didn't leave that part out, did they? Hold on. Yeah, I thought so. Here it is. See? What? Oh, it's called a "book."
I know, it's just so hard to read origin theory past the first sentence to find out the answers to questions raised in the first. You should just assume that the watered down things you hear like "monkies gave birth to humans" are true, becuase they make you oh so adorably stupid.
OnMyKnees needs an education by osmosis.
In other words, the fundie in question should be bludgeoned with a science textbook until the realization sinks in.
@IFBaptist Girl: Amen, sister! We know the KJB is true when it tells us who created the Earth and when!
Holy shit, there's a Teens-4-Cult member on the loose!
...Wait, ARE you from Teens-4-Christ?
I actually find it easier to trust in science because there's
more evidence. Besides, everyone knows the little organisms in the sea were made out of dust, air particles, and water molecules. Im not sure about that, it was actually a guess. a weird one at that. As for onmyknees (obviously a fundie name),
you FAIL.
Yes, it is easier to put your brain in 'Park' and just blindly accept any old thing some book said without applying any critical thought to it whatsoever, especially when the book in question tells us not to overthink (or think at all)the whole matter.
It is easier. Doesn't make it right, though. Or true.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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