because we have had some increased demonic presence around our house. we did a house cleansing while I was going into my daughter's room I heard these demons screaming "she's going to find us"-they are so dumb, but they lead me to a hidden harry potter cards The demons screamed when I burned them. but the one that spoke 'ra" said that he and 4 others were behind harry potter. praise God for his Holy Spirit to guide us. peace romans 37
math 10;26 do not be afraid of your enemies everything that is secret will be revealed, everything that is hidden will be brought out into the open.
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So, you just burned your daughter's cards, effectively showing how big of a dick you are. Good for you!
P.S Nowadays, we have medicaments to help with the voices. Try them!
Ra? You burnt the Egyptian sun god?
Wow, I see you dying from being clawed to death by 100 cats. You don't mess with the Egyptian gods or their minions.
Romans37 and the other folks at Minstering remind me of that episode on the mommy-swapping show (forget the name). The episode where they switched the New-Age, White-Lighter, fluff-bunny pagan with the frothing at the mouth fundy.
The one whose morals wouldn't let her take the money...on camera. But who did take the $$ after all. I guess she was plagued by that deamon Mammon.
What kind of fuckwit demons, who surely have telepathic powers and the ability to make themselves entirely unperceivable, being spirits, say, OUTLOUD, "she's going to find us" when you're right outside the door?
Or are you claiming to have special powers? Witch.
"I heard these demons screaming "she's going to find us"-they are so dumb,"
I see. These demons were the comedic, three Stooges type of demon.
"Amazing that there are demons dumber than you."
Yes, apparently some of the demons art transported to and from hell on short buses.
So this demon and his demon pals are behind a very moral and very fictional story that focuses on the power of love, sacrifice and friendship?
Next time you clean out your daughters room, stay off the pot.
How come my Harry Potter books aren't possessed? They're just sitting there nice and quiet on their shelf. I am slightly disappointed.
(okay, yeah, I know it said "cards" and not "books" but I don't have any HP cards...)
Harry Potter is TEH EBIL!!
Side note... I may be late to the show here... been a long time HP fan.. and I'm sure it isn't just me....... Snape is about one of the sexiest bad/good guys in literary history, am I right?
I'm just sayin'.
Ra has nothing to do with Harry Potter. Egyptian polytheism has nothing to do with Harry Potter.
Ra was a solar representation of the sun, so you burned a demon who represents the sun... because burning the sun is a way to stop it obviously!
I bet Bast and Sekhmet and Thoth and Set and Isis and Sobek and Selket and all the other Barque occupants weren't too thrilled you tried to burn the sun...
So Satan is tempting children to give up their souls through a children's card game...
Goddamnit Satan, I can think of plans more likely to succeed that are not reliant on incompetent minions, the ability to be banished by the first invention of mankind without leaving so much as a migrane and children's trading cards.
You know where I am, give me a ring...
"but the one that spoke 'ra" said that he and 4 others were behind harry potter"
PROTIP. The "Harry Potter" films ("...and the Half-Blood Prince" out now) are not documentaries. And the Death Eaters are merely visual effects.
Re: Antichrist's post
Ra isn't behind Harry Potter. The Egyptian gods are busy enough cleaning up after people who think Anubis is either evil or the 4000 year old version of a furry.
(I liked Anubis, before he got Hijacked by Jesus and by furries too.)
@ireadabouttheafterlife:"This the second fundie quote I have read involving Harry Potter trading cards...And I have actually never even seen any sold anywhere. Anyone know where I can get some?"
Well, according to Wikipedia the Harry Potter TCG is out of print, but you can always check your local comics/gaming shop, or eBay.
Erm, one hidden "cards" and there is demonic possession? I have all the books twice (in Swedish and English), some conected books, five of the films, now twice as I found a very nice little trunk with all the movies in, plus it had some Harry Potter trading cards. 20 to be precise. So there ought to be lots and lots of demons here. Yet, there is nothing whatsoever out of the ordinary. Not even my cats are stranger than usual.
I call lying for Jesus, but if this were real, then why would the demons scream and allow you to find them? And why would they hide in Harry Potter cards? Why do you fundies have such a hard-on for Harry Potter stuff? Seriously, it's just a series of books & movies made from the books. In other words, fiction.
By all accounts the Harry Potter TCG wasn't much cop as a game (surprisingly considering WotC were behind it) but still a nice collectable.
There are no incidences in Harry Potter of anyone or anything going "ra". Not even the Hooray Henry type characters. He might be thinking of the classic MST3K featuring the film "The Touch of Satan" of "ZA!" fame.
There are entire books written about the Christian symbolism and messages in Harry Potter. Unfortunately, these are derived from the "let's try to apply the teachings of Jesus" school of Christian philosophy, rather than the fundies' preference, "let's use people's belief in Jesus and God as a tool of social control". The problem with Harry Potter isn't its content or messages, it's the fact that it motivates children to read independently. And sooner or later, reason the fundies, they might end up reading something subversive to the social order they try so hard to set up, and agreeing with it.
"hidden harry potter cards"
That's nothing. If your daughter had a tome-like object, containing what are called Clow Cards, and also a pink wand-like staff with wings on the end, both created by a wizard named Clow Reed, then she'd be able to prevent a catastrophe befalling the world.
'RELEASE!'
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Grammar check. Please. Your lack of punctuation hurts my brain.
Damn it, I had already commented on this one:
We have now bought the sixth film as well.
@louislois
"I feel terrible for this freak's children"
Which is why right-wing fundie Christianity should be classed as child abuse. Children have the human right to have a normal childhood. Indeed, fundies should have NO legal right whatsoever to indoctrinate their kids with their poisonous lies until they're 18 at least, and can decide for themselves whether or not they want to be religious.
Fundies imposing their lies on anyone should be legislated out of existence. Even preaching in the street should be illegal. And if said fundies cry 'Persecution', tough titty. They bring it upon themselves; don't want to be 'Persecuted'? Don't give people reason to do so in the first place - keep your fucking mouths shut, and keep your poisonous 'beliefs' to yourselves.
You deserve everything you get.
I have no idea what’s wrong with some of these people, and I’m not just being “flippant” like many people on this forsaken website are, in a tone that’s totally boring and crass to me. I wish people would actually try to pick apart the stuff on here and analyze and critique it instead of just turning it into a @#$@ing poke-fest like someone poking a dead fish flopped out on some dying beachfront abandon. ANYWAY, as I was saying…
I have no idea what’s wrong with some of these people. Like, this site (MinisteringDeliverance) is particularly bizarre. There seem to be an implausible number of people who are likely mentally ill on here I guess… or something. If it isn’t all just one person. Any explanation seems to be equally strange and implausible for what we see on there. It just creeps me out. Especially with the content of these posts. If half of what is claimed on there is real, than everything is demonic, and the world is a terrible place, and Christ is going to send us all to hell for not pleasing him enough, or some irrational con-man-scheme backwards and forwards with faces, two faces, many faces.
Breaking News: Indoctrination with fear mongering in imaginary invisible enemies, promotes a mom's psychiatric challenges, producing a tendency to obsessively ritually clean the house, steal the property of others and self-justify that on a radicalization online forum.
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