I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed and tensions are at an all time high. Iran's trek towards a nuke proceeds undaunted. I read an article today that said Hockeduponmydinnerjacket's term as president ends in 2013. He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously. Add to that the rumor of war between the two Korea's, China and Japan, tons of military hardware in the Persian gulf, and the "generation" that saw the rebirth of Israel well in their seventies. The world is clamoring for a world leader, the global economy appears to be practically on the verge of coming to fruition, likely brought about by a worldwide economic collapse. People all over the world are clamoring for a one world government and Israel stands alone. WOW!!! And that doesn't include the many earthquakes and other signs in nature we were told to look for. We all gave a sense that we're going home and things of this world become dimmer by the day. Most around the world appear to going about life business as usual as apostasy in churches escalates and deception grows exponentially. Off the charts violence, increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality, and a complete turning upside down of right versus wrong. The world is ripe to be turned over to the AC after the rapture. The Gospel of Jesus Christ is being preached throughout the world like never before and technology is set for the MOTB. It's here and we're going home very soon!!!! Maranatha!!! Come Lord Jesus!!!!!
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They rearrange the words, but they just say the same things over and over again. They might argue that this is because the truth never changes, but all I can say is they have a very narrow view of life. I rarely laugh at RR posts nowadays, I find it a bit upsetting that people actually live their lives this way.
I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed and tensions are at an all time high
Yeah, today's state of tension makes the Cuban Missile Crisis look like a childrens' birthday party.
Pearl Harbor, what a joke.
Verdun. 9/11. The Thirty Years War. Pol Pot. The Conquistadors. etc. etc. Mere footnotes.
It's here and we're going home very soon!!!! Maranatha!!! Come Lord Jesus!!!!!
Yup, looks like it.
Yawn.
"the global economy appears to be practically on the verge of coming to fruition"
I beg your pardon?
Also, it is pretty sad that the only way these bigoted assholes can cope with the fact that there's stuff going on in the world that they don't approve of, is to look forward to global war for everyone who hasn't been floated off into the sky.
Don't worry, you'll be going home soon, or maybe even er, ...soon, or even, o wonder of wonders, maybe even before the end of eternity. Wow! That's something to look forward to.
Ok... Who the hell is "Hockeduponmydinnerjacket"?
What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using?
You want your lord to come on your face??? or in your mouth?
"He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously. "
And Ronnie Raygun believed the end of the world was about to happen so he would send the US military to fight in Armageddon. He took this extremely seriously.
"And that doesn't include the many earthquakes and other signs in nature we were told to look for. "
Raygun also "saw" those "signs" that he was told to take so seriously.
"Off the charts violence, increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality, and a complete turning upside down of right versus wrong. "
Right wing propaganda from the Republic party in 1983. And you're so dim you're falling for this failed "prophesy" again.
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Who you gonna call?
"I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed"
...well, it's about time you upgraded to Windows XP, then.
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"Maranatha!!!"
Moronass hat.
"I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed and tensions are at an all time high"
You can get an ointment for that.
"We all gave a sense that we're going home and things of this world become dimmer by the day"
Well some things are definitely becoming dimmer by the day if you get my drift.
He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously.
Almost as serious as George W. Bush who thought that God wanted him to go to war in the Middle East so that Jesus would come back.
People all over the world are clamoring for a one world government
Who is clamoring for a one world government?
Off the charts violence, increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality, and a complete turning upside down of right versus wrong.
Yeah, things are worse now than any time in history... except for all the other times throughout history when people wrote that things were so terrible that the end of the world must be near.
Come Lord Jesus!!!!!
Speaking of coming, I almost heard vbf panting and moaning as I read this.
@D Laurier:
"What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using? "
A simple Google search suggests it means "O Lord, come!"
@#1452447
"@D Laurier:
'What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using? '
A simple Google search suggests it means "O Lord, come!"
So, 'Maranatha' = Bukkake ?:
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Therefore they have no right to judge other peoples' sexual behaviour, the mucky little filthhounds on Ruptured Retards that they are! 'Moral High Ground'? You Religious Reich ain't on it.
@God
"Entry to Heaven denied"
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@Jezebel's Evil Sister
"Take the pledge not to clamor!"
Okay then. I pledge not to g lamor. Instead...
(*wraps pink feather boa round neck *)
...I pledge to be faaaaaaabulous ! (j/k) X3
Fear not, for I come to unite your world and bring peace to all cattle, er mankind I meant.
Look to your skies for the sign of my coming.(a really big planet is hard to miss) Sorry about the effect thats gonna have but you cant make a pastry without cinnemon (that makes no sense at all)
ANYWAY, bow down before me
love and hugs
XENU , lord of Nebiru <<< me ;)
Why are Americans so focused on Ahmadinejad? They guy can spout whatever crazy bullshit he wants but there's little he can do about it. See before him there's the ruling council of Iran, which outranks him, can veto anything he does, and are there for life. And then there's the Ayatollah, who outranks everyone, has unlimited authority, rules for life, and is accountable to no one. Oh and by the way, the Ayatollah said earlier this year that nuclear weapons were sinful.
The presidency of Iran is a joke.
Whoa! Slow down! Don't you (vbf) remember saying these sort of things back in 2006 when Syria and Israel were skirmishing?
Do you remember what happened afterwards?
Nothing right?
As it says in the Bible, there will be some signs, but it will come as a suprise to all when God returns on Earth.
So relax, take some deep breaths, and live your life with charity and caring for others including your enemies, vbf.
"He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously."
pfft, what a deluded idiot.
"It's here and we're going home very soon!!!!"
wait, what just happened?
Someone reads in the Bible that the nation of Israel will be reborn, and helps to set up a modern nation state called Israel.
That's called a SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY.
Someone reads in the Bible that armageddon is going to happen, so actively works to bring about armageddon. Same thing.
@Old Viking
maybe rupturous though.
"I think this is the time!!"
- Gee, where have I heard that before, repeatedly, ad nauseum?
People all over the world are clamoring for a one world government
Aside from the usual Rapture Ready paranoid deathcult insanity, what exactly is so bad about a one world government? I never understood why the New World Order and the fundie Antichrist government are naturally evil.
increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality
Neither of which is wrong in the slightest. Why don't you wait in the closet for the Rapture and read your Left Behind books again?
We all gave a sense that we're going home and things of this world become dimmer by the day.
What an unintentionally honest typo. I'm sure you meant to say you all HAVE a sense, but deep down you know that you don't. That's why you spend so much time on RR desperately trying to convince each other that things are terrible in order to create the feeling you crave.
@ Osiris
I'd never thought I'd EVER say this...but for the first time in my life, I actually agree with the Ayatollah!
It's also proof that Iran will never be a threat!
It's important to get the word out to others so they don't fall for the propaganda from the media.
What was the time?
Obama managed to get a deal with Iran NOT to develop a nuke. The Drumpf has already managed to piss them off, so they might not hold to that deal.
Who? President of what? Can't be Obama, his term ended in early 2017. He's pretty down to Earth and had no delusions of grandeur (like the current dunce-in-chief has).
There will never be a world leader. Even the EU can't agree on one city for its parliament.
Why is Israel standing alone? No-one wants to play with them?
Yup, suddenly it's right to hoard wealth and wrong to help your fellow man. Jesus would be appalled.
Still waiting, are you dearie...?
The ME is inflamed
Y'know, I bet there are those on Ruptured Retards who still use that abortion of an OS in their ancient computers.
They do live in the Dark Ages.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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