Country music has such a major affect on your life. From personal expierence, I know it will drop your standards faster than anything else. You might be able to hide your music, but you won't be able to hide your rebellion.
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First they blame rock for rebellion. Now they blame Country Music for rebellion.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?
truck drivers, farmers, small down folk and drunk Japanese office workers of the world, RISE UP AND FIGHT THE POWER!!!!
So Country music is bad now, too...ironic considering her name.
She really is Randy's good little lap dog.
Yup, lil girl, cuntry muzik drops yoru standars rel bad.
Jazz is the way to go. Jesus likes jazz, and it confuses the deeemonz.
"Country music has such a major affect on your life. From personal expierence, I know it will drop your standards faster than anything else."
Only if you listen to Garth Brooks.
"From personal experience, I know it will drop your standards faster than anything else."
What did it do, make you drop your pants faster than anything else?
BTW, I don't like country music either, but I just think it's boring, not evil.
Yeah, as a musician of thirty years I recon if I listened to Country I'd hide too. I love how this idiot has a personal experience then claims it affects all people the same way. Wait a minute, that's the fundy way isn't it?
There are a few good country tunes out there...My favorite happens to start out:
"Well, you pass around the pipe and y'all git high..."
Hmm. Apparently, country music drops one's standards faster than being a drunken crack-whore. Who'da thunk?
I do agree that CM sucks. It sucks big, pointy rocks.
The Devil Went Down To Georgia, that song stole my soul. Yup, sure did. Actually, it stole my sole. I never did get that shoe back...
I heard somebody once who described country as the "special olympics of the music world"
Best thing I have read, ever.
BlueGrass girl is silly. I like country music (as well as rock, jazz, blues, classical, etc)and yet I remain a well adjusted middle aged broad. My standards haven't dropped, I don't hide my music and I can hide my rebellion quite nicely unless I've had beer. Then I'm hell on wheels.
"Now this old world of ours is full of trouble
... If that aint evil and wicked I'll kiss yer ass.
You know what happens if you play country music backwards, right?
HAH! Oh man, that's a good one. You had me goin' there, BlueGrass Girl.
Meatwaddle:
I grew up on country music (hard to avoid in TX) and there's more than a crapton of songs about redemption, heaven, Jesus, etc. Almost more than the "my wife left me" songs.
"Country music has such a major affect on your life."
I know it has on mine. I've never spent so much time listening to sleaze rock just to drown out the stuff emanating from the radio when I go someplace and my mom is driving.
That's priceless, coming from someone with the username "BlueGrass Girl"...isn't bluegrass a form of country music? You little hypocrite!
Country music
BlueGrass Girl
Oh, the irony.
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