Atheist=Communists like Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong
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Atheist=Communists like Jesus
He's got to be joking.
Well, let's overlook the fact that Saddam Hussein headed a secular government and was about as religious as a stalk of celery and that most convicted felons (including murderers) in the USA are Christians and move on to the last line there. The Apostle Peter, would he qualify as a "true Christian?" Jesus sure seemed to think so. Well, old Peter hacked off a man's ear with his sword, right in front of Jesus. True, The Big J told him to put it away, but he still sure as hell "hurt" the man. (And let's not bring up the Crusades. Something tells me Mikey there is one of those Catholics = Satanists types.)
Tell it to the Inquisition guys, the Crusaders, the Puritans, the witchhunters................and I forgot Congo, Ruanda and Angola, sorry.
Christians: Torquemada, Queen (Bloody) Mary, Mike Tyson, Bro. Randy, James Dobson, etc., etc.
"THEY WERE NO REAL CHRISTIANS, YOU ATHIESTS!!!! AND, THERE ARE NO SCOTS IN SCOTLAND!"
i nominate this for the "no true scotsman" award.
My, what an impressively broad brush you've got there, Mikey. You don't have a thought in your empty little head, do you? All of those groups contain decent people, and people who are pretty nasty. This includes Christians, whether you like it or not. Or maybe you've forgotten about people like Tomás de Torquemada, or Oliver Cromwell. Or about all of those Kings and Queens who got their heads hacked off because they were either Catholics or Protestants.
No, Mikey, YOU cannot seriously believe or, more likely, accept that any Christian would hurt anyone. We all have read enough history to know better!
Fundie Christians=genocide, crusades, wars between various sects, brutal "heathen" trials and executions, imperialism justification, etc.
Anybody here want to let Mikey know about B®ent, Brennin, Bro. Randy, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, D. James Kennedy and Fred Phelps, who certainly WOULD hurt people (and kill them) if they were given half a chance?
Christian=Persecution of the Jews, Hitler, Witch burnings, Crusades, Inquistions, slaughter of natives in Central and South America . . . Want me to go on.
So... only Quakers are TRUE Christians?
Interestingly, The whole pagan complex has a lower murder rate than christianity. And there has yet to be murder either commited by (or justified by) a pagan in north america in the 20th or 21st centurys. So Mikey,, ready to retract that little lie?
Loving, like hanging women for alleged witchcraft in Salem?
And like the Army of God peacefully bombs abortion clinics, and sends anthrax threats?
And the KKK compassionately burned scrosses on the lawns of black families, among other cheery things?
Kindly fuck off.
"Atheist=Communists like Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong"
Christian=Fascists like Hitler, Torquemada, Pope Pious XII (Ignored Shoah), Mussolini, Franco, Pavelic
"Pagans=Murderers and sacrifices"
Yes. And let's just sweep the Abraham/Isaac thing under the rug. Here's a little reading for you.
"Christianity preaches of love and peace and compassion! YOU CANNOT seriously believe that any Christian (TRUE CHRISTIAN) would hurt anyone."
Ah yes!
Love...image
Peace...image
...and Compassion!image
Oh, and every TM , so that's irrelevant.
Apparently there was only ever one True Christian and he got nailed to a cross two thousand years ago. As far as I'm concerned, the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.
PS I've never murdered or sacrificed anyone, dummkopf.
@DiZtheGreat: well, technically speaking, Jesus was the first and last true christian, or any but untrue christians, if you prefer.
And yet there it is, it does happen. You can "No-True-Scotsman" it 'til you're blue in the face, but the assumption that being a Christian equals being a good person is on par with the belief that all blacks are good at basketball. Even positive stereotypes are wrong 100% of the time. Christians can be asshole and idiots, same as any other group, including the folks here. Just because you genuflect to the graven image of a convicted terrorist (Jesus was charged with heresy and sedition, making him an enemy of the state at the time.)doesn't mean your shit don't stink.
"Pagans=Murderers and SACRIFICES"
So, the first half of Leveticus is about sending animals through a magic wormhole to heaven?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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