Did you know that God is punishing Malaysia still for their tolerance of prostitution, homosexuality, and heathenism? The first time God took down a Malaysian airline plane, the world watched in horror. The plane still hasn’t been found and probably never will be. God has sent the plane to the bottom of the ocean as a way to punish the sinners in Malaysia. The Malaysians did not listen, and now God has allowed a second Malaysian airlines plane to crash.
How many times do I have to warn you, Malaysia, that you have invited the wrath of God? How many more Malaysians must die before you repent? How many more examples does God have to make before you reject sin and embrace Jesus? I suggest that we all join in prayer, a prayer for Malaysian repentance. It is only by rejecting sin and heathen beliefs and by embracing Jesus that Malaysia will escape further destruction.
Don’t cry for the families of the “victims” either. They need this example so that they might be brought closer to Jesus the Christ. If their family members died as Christians, they are in heaven as we speak. If they did not, then they’re burning in Hell. It is a choice that they made in this life that will have profound effects on them in the next. Let the families take the deaths of their loved ones as a reminder that life is fleeting and that we need Jesus NOW!
While the loss of lives is a tragedy, perhaps this is the example that Malaysia needs to finally break their dependence on heathen beliefs and lead them closer to Jesus. Let us lead Malaysia away from heathen ungodly beliefs! Let us take back Malaysia for Christ!
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Even vultures are ashamed of you, you piece of shit.
P.S. A large number of the victims on the two flights were not Malaysians, and Malaysia is not exactly tolerant of homosexuality.
I wonder if these two vultures could even pick out Malaysia on a map.
The epitome of fundies, ignorant and revelling in the death cult they belong to.
If this were the case you would think that all of the planes from all of the other "ungodly" countries on earth would be crashing, too. On a consistent basis. How come this isn't happening?
You'd think the most powerful being in the universe could come up with a less ambiguous way to communicate what he wants.
"If their family members died as Christians, they are in heaven as we speak."
Are you implying "Kill 'em all, let god sort 'em out"?
Fuck you.
I like Vultures, they are fascinating creatures without which the world would be a much duller place.
These two do not deserve the appellation 'Vulture'. I cannot think of anything in the natural world that is so vile, so pointless, so disgusting, so cruel as to deserve comparison with these... entities.
Please rest assured, Jim and Martin, that, were I to discover you grimly clinging to life somewhere, I would have no hesitation in stamping on your fingers.
Or maybe you should rethink your position on Russia as the leader of western civilization.
"Did you know that God is punishing Malaysia still for their tolerance of prostitution, homosexuality, and heathenism?"
Did you know this has been going on for maybe 50,000 years? And god just now got around to dropping an airplane?
Did he have to wait for the Wright Brothers to do their thing before he could punish heathens?
How do you know Allah isn't punishing the Dutch for not being muslims?
If they did not, then they’re burning in Hell. It is a choice that they made in this life that will have profound effects on them in the next. Let the families take the deaths of their loved ones as a reminder that life is fleeting and that we need Jesus NOW!
I wouldn't be able to enjoy heaven if I knew my family was burning in hell for eternity. The fact that you could shows that you're a fucking selfish asshole that only cares about what happens to you. If I knew my family was full of decent people who tried to do their best in life and some capricious sadist of a deity was torturing them for getting the wrong information then that wouldn't cause me to turn like some sort of coward. It would make me repulsed by that deity.
@rubber chicken
That's a good point. Vultures will sanitize a site with corpses and, contrary to what I thought, are actually pretty clean, disease-free animals. I apologize to the world's vultures for every time I've compared morons like this to vultures. They're more like bot flies: parasites who crawl under your skin and infect everything around them.
So instead of God coming down from Heaven and telling Malaysians what they're doing wrong, he sends his message as vaguely as possible by making a couple of airliners crash?
Strike another tally in the "incompetent deity" column.
I have a confession to make. I admired Fred Phelps, and still do. Sure, his views are abhorrent. But he was honest. He didn't lie and pretend that his faith was loving. Phelps openly declared the hateful nature of his bloody war god. There was not an ounce of doublethink, or "paradoxes", in Phelps's ideology.
That's God the Almighty Fuckwit, for you. He doesn't like prostitution, homosexuality, and heathenism in Malaysia, so He sends a vague sign of His displeasure by killing a bunch of Dutch people over Ukraine. I guess it never occurred to Him to just kill the Malaysian homosexuals, heathens and prostitutes.
Y'know, I don't know which is worse: those in the Putain -backed Russian-held part of Ukraine, who stole from the bodies of the dead in the wreckage of Flight MH-17, or this subhuman fundie coming out with this WBC-level verbal sewage.
At least Vultures serve a biologically practical purpose. I hope somebody does things that would make the Cenobites (from the "Hellraiser" films) vomit their guts out in revulsion, but keeping you alive after experiencing more than infinite pain, so as said 'Nature's Dustmen' can serve their more -than practical purpose in removing you two subhumans from this world. [/Prometheus]
@Nemo
I have to - grudgingly - admit that I agree with you. We have now found fundies infinitely worse than the WBC. o_O; >_<
It looks more like Malaysian Airlines is punishing everybody else by hiring pilots stupid enough to fly through a war zone that other airlines were circumventing.
"They need this example" You nasty, heartless bastards. You hate the Dutch, who allowed the intolerant Pilgrims to live among them?
Perhaps if you ever turned on something besides Faux News, you'd know that the plane wasn't mysteriously "brought down", but was, in fact, SHOT down by humans.
Explain Bible Belt tornadoes.
What is wrong with your version of God? "These people are doing things with their sexual organs that make me feel icky. AND they're not worshiping me! Better kill several dozen innocents by crashing planes! And they go to hell forever, too!"
Do you worship such a creature out of fear?
Malaysia is a country majoritarily Muslim and Christian were prostitution is forbidden. Wait, are you meaning Thailand?, you know, they might be neighbours but they're not the same country(although your pea size brain may not be aware of that
Prostitution is illegal in Malaysia. Homosexual sex is illegal in Malaysia. Non-Sunni religious buildings have been destroyed and non-Sunni worshippers persecuted in Malaysia. Altogether, it sounds like your kind of place.
Funny how God never punishes Nevada, or Denmark, for tolerating these same phenomena.
I don't think the Malaysians are too interested in your cries of "I told you so," especially when there is no evidence that you told them in the first place. Nor are any of the victims' families interested in your offensive intrusion on their grief.
Lets see if I'm getting this straight. God got a Ukrainian terrorist using a Russian missile to shoot down a Malaysian plane full of full of Dutch people as a message to Malaysia to change their ways.
I can't understand why Malaysia isn't getting the message. I mean how much more obvious could it be?
Oh look! Fundies are circling again, because gleefully using the deaths of others, to promote your own selfish religious agenda, is a sure fire way to win converts.
*Twitches* Fucker. You fucking son of a bitch. How dare you suggest that this tragedy was a good thing?
I'll leave refuting your points to calmer and better minds on this site and instead will leave you with this.
Die. In. A. Fucking. Fire.
Sooner rather than later.
@Nemo
Maybe this'll come as a shock, but a few months before he died, he reportedly recanted his beliefs on Homosexuality... which was why he was ex-communicated...
One of his sons claimed that Fred was seen outside WBC with signs saying that God loves Gays... I guess it's possible that he realised what a shit he'd been, or that he was just covering his arse with God...
I've been waiting for this since I got the news alert.
Not.
The only minor positive I see in his entire affair is that I didn't personally know anyone on board and haven't spoken to anyone who did. But thats a very minor and very grim sort of positive.
Don’t comment on Jim Solouki and Martin Baker as they are Zealots False Prophets and don’t know any better or know what they are talking about. We all have the right to make the choices and say things but we as humans try to get attention so don’t feed into it as you know the truth. Love is what we should promote not hate or judgement. Im not Christian but I believe in the creator. no matter what religion you are or what ur beliefs may be. we are not to cast Judgement. The Creator will never tell us who is worthy and who isn’t. Jesus didn’t condemn but saved others including marymagdaline. After seeing the light through death experience. the creator only wants three things: For you to forgive. Show love and mercy . and last for you to Believe, have faith. Love is universal. if you do these three things you will be okay. there are books out there for you to read and movies to watch. Heaven is for Real. After Life Documentary,. Wake up Documentary. Religions shouldn’t be separate as we all hold a key to the truth.
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