why do all these atheists look like serial killers? you can see the evil in their eyes.
They are just empty! they have satanic dark enegy.
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I'm guessing this is how you decide someone is an atheist: You look in their eyes, decide that they look evil, then assume that they're atheists. Then you claim that all atheists have empty, evil eyes.
Right?
Just as an experiment you might want to try asking people their religion before you decide in your own mind what it is.
Sorry to drag out our Scandinavian friends again, but yeah, you're right, walking through central Stockholm and Oslo is like a frigging horror movie. All those tall, blond, beautiful people with those dead, dead serial killer eyes. *shudders*
Five bucks says you've never met a serial killer.
I'm not real sure of this one, but I think in Japanese it meens "Halitosis", though it may be spelled more like enigi .
Nononono you have mistaken us for all the christian serial and mass murderers you see on TV.
But of course, if you had started to piss around all that crap in front of my 6'6" frame in real life, you might shit your pants full..
Have you ever actually met an atheist?
Granted, I might look a little empty and devoid of a "soul" right now, but that's because I'm sicker than piss and don't give a shit.
That's quite a compliment since many serial killers are known for being handsome (or at least not unattractive) -- e.g., Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, etc.
Makes sense; if they were horrifyingly ugly, they wouldn't be able to attract victims to go off alone with them, would they?
Strange, when I see someone like that, I wonder if they're a fundie.
(Not really.)
By the way, the pictures on driver's licenses are not the best images to go by when determining if someone looks like a serial killer.
*mutters darkly, smirking* oh Anubis...? Loan me a little Touch of Death, will you? I want to prove this dumbass wrong...
@AuraTwilight: Maybe he thinks we're all part of Naraku or something.
Why is it that in all those beautiful, cheerfully decorated churches, grim humourless men rant about doom, hellfire and the future that must be feared?
I'm just asking.
Seems this person is claiming he or she can detect atheists by sight. It'd be fun to put this to a scientific test. Say, put an atheist in a lineup of ten people and have Mr. or Ms. JESUSforeverandeverandever walk up and down the lineup, then point out the atheist. If it works then this person can get a job as Witchfinder Pursuivant somewhere...
As opposed to the loving, sunny, kind energy in the eyes of theists like Osama Bin Ladin, Charles Manson and Timothy McVeigh.
What does a serial killer look like? In order to be a "successful" serial killer, you need to blend in, stupid.
We're not the empty ones who need a skybully to tell us what to do, how to think, whom to marry, where to live, what to grow in which field, what to wear, what to eat, etc, etc, etc, in absurdum. We have lives already filled with people, love, excitement, happiness, nature, good food and other things that makes life worth living.
We have empathic light energy.
"why do all these atheists look like serial killers? you can see the evil in their eyes.
They are just empty! they have satanic dark enegy."
I'd say, after posting the following, 'You said it, I didn't'. But considering the images in said following pic...:
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...the Atheist on the right in particular does infinitely worse than annihilate your argument, therefore I don't need to say anything . [/If a picture paints a thousand words]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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