Lady Checkmate #fundie disqus.com

(NOTE - this may not still be visible by the time people read it, Lady Checkmate has been fooled by a parody website, and one of her own people had to tell her it wasn't real).

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Worshiping America? Idolatry in the church??"

Lord forbid. My spirit is grieved after reading this story of idolatry and blasphemy in the house of God. Pray for the saints who are falling away and being seduced by evil spirits. I understand that Christians have been abused and persecuted for many years under Obama's tyranny, and even though I have the utmost respect for the potus and I love America I know that there is One Lord and Savior and his name is Jesus Christ.

DALLAS, TX—After an hour-long service commemorating Independence Day at First Baptist Church in Dallas, a beaming Pastor Robert Jeffress reported that “dozens and dozens” in attendance accepted the United States of America as their lord and savior.

The service’s patriotic songs, political message, and readings from the Founding Fathers all came together to powerfully convict many of their need place all of their trust in the modern-day nation.

http://babylonbee.com/news/dozens-accept-america-lord-savior-first-baptist-dallas-service/

Don't forget to RECOMMEND. Lets get the Truth out so that Light may shine bright in this dark place and Jesus Christ may be glorified. Even if the discussion is closed, please still RECOMMEND.

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