Stay AWAY from my children Hillary!
You, and all of your body doubles, clones, and whatever other sick conspiracy stuff the government is involved in and seems to be testing out on you as of late; using you as their first human guinea pig.
One of you is one too many. A million of you would cause the planet to immediately implode.
Then to think they might start doing the same DNA clone stuff with Obama, with other leftist loonies, with people like the Kardashian's, Justin Bieber, and Miley Cyrus...
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If there was a secret leftist conspiracy to clone people...
WHY would they start with hillary clinton. I'm sure this community can come up with at least 10 people they'd want to clone before cloning Hillary.
It's only starting into the ridiculous nature of all this technological stupidity that humans have gotten themselves into over the last few thousand years. We're all going full-speed ahead into killing ourselves and laying waste to the planet and the worst thing you, the OP, can come up with is complaining that you're political opponents are getting in on the action instead of your side?!
This is why I say the average human being can't see past the end of their nose. This is how I can say that nobody, including me, deserves to have the sort of power that we seem to be eager to give to anybody with a pulse, and throw around on the most trivial of shit. We couldn't plan our way out of an ankle-deep hole in the ground!
And you talk about "reducing the abortion rate by making birth control available?!" You're talking about sabotaging the sex act either way! IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF HUMANS DIDN'T HAVE A PLEASURE IMPULSE! At least then we wouldn't be desperately stuffing it full of crap synthetic simulations of it!! How sick and wrong everything has gotten! Your can't go anywhere on the earth's surface without being in somebody's territory, and if they bother to look they can find your at the click of a button! What kind of overdeveloped sense of self-importance made us think it was a good idea to be able to see the whole world! How overcomplicated have we made the world that we need cars and satellites just to survive. And what kind of freedom is it when somebody else's desire to sit on their ass and have a machine carry them means that I CAN'T TAKE A BREATH WITHOUT INHALING THE TOXIC SHIT THAT YOUR CAR SPEWS OUT! WHERE'S YOUR FREEDOM WHEN YOUR OWN BODY HAS BEEN BRED INTO INFANTILE WEAKNESS BEFORE YOU EVER HAD A CHANCE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
But no. You just want the low infant mortality rate. And the convenience. That sweet, sweet convenience that just tickles your pleasure centers in all the right ways. You just want the chance to get what YOU WANT, RIGHT NOW! AND TO HELL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES! TO HELL WITH THE WAY THINGS NATURALLY OUGHT TO WORK! You just want to not be sick anymore, and you find out that certain chemicals make you sick less. And it never even crosses your mind that MAYBE THE DISEASE SERVER A PURPOSE! AND EVEN IF IT DOES WELL SCREW THAT I DON'T LIKE BEING SICK! LIKE A BUNCH IF WHINY BABIES ALL OF US!
@TNRWAM
@The Neolithic Revolution Was A Mistake
Here troll, chip, chip, chip! Got this little tasty bit of attention for you, come on, you know you want it!
@1979290
Shush! You`ll scare it away and I wanna see if it`ll roll over on it`s back for me...
@ The Neolithic Revolution...
Well, we are products of evolution, a natural process, which gave us enhanced intelligence that allowed us to make tools, which, in turn helped select the most intelligent specimens of the herd, until, voilà, we are intelligent enough to produce things like cars.
As for illnesses serving a purpose, yes, they weed out the morons not smart enough to get vaccinated.
All your children are called Hillary?
One of you, tiffy, is two too many.
What color is the sky in your world, dearie?
Looking in from the outside, you don't have any leftist loonies, you only have rightist loonies and ultra-rightist loonies.
Malingspann, awesome reply, both on the content of the post and the name of the original poster
And for those confused, I THINK this post is in refrence to the conspiracy that Hillary was replaced by a double after she got sick on Sept 11
I want to buy ad space on RR and sell tinfoil hats.
Seriously, this is the same nonsense spouted by attendees at a Trump rally as interviewed by a reporter from the Daily Show. The really good one was the guy who claimed that Obama was responsible for 9/11 because he wasn't in the Oval Office that morning.
*Plants CSTDT Flag*
Clinton clones... as a government conspiracy before unleashing clones of other people you don't like...
Okay, wasn't expecting that.
Also, body doubles aren't clones. Just putting that out there
@Mister Spak:
Now presenting Hillary's cabinet.
Bernie Sanders
and we get to watch alex jones go the way of that bodyguard from big trouble in little china.
@Tetra
No, no, no. You're thinking of when The Master duplicated HIMSELF by turning every single human, including the President and all the Prime Ministers, into himself. Totally different. Much more believable than this nonsense.
That tinfoil (ass)hat is cooking your brain, tiffers.
And when I say brain, I mean as in cell .
@Your Posting Was A Mistake
What are you doing on that technologically advanced, coal/nuclear generated powered internet-connected computer, then?
You don't deserve to use it, therefore you don't have the right to have that computer. In the words of our own Quantum Mechanic, stop using computers , Your Birth Was A Mistake.
You do realize that cloning is not like a copier, don't you? Animals that have been cloned do not suddenly appear as adults -- they are born and grow up just as those created through normal means. As far as cloning is concerned, "Boy From Brazil" was more accurate than "Multiplicity."
What appears immediately after 'A million of you would cause the planet to immediately implode' by tiffers is interesting.
The effect of those two black holes colliding - thus sending ripples in space-time no less - will be as nothing compared to the political Big Crunch on Ruptured Retards should Hillary win in November.
As if the 'Villainous Breakdown' after their 'Oh so not a RINO' candidate Romney conceded to Obama four years ago wasn't lulzworthy enough.
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