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Atheists are generally just bitter people who like to create problems where there are none.

anonymous submitted 16 years ago

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old comment by agentCDE 16 years ago #590334

Ask why. Go on.

old comment by LOLWUT 16 years ago #590346

If I'm bitter it's because of all the problems.

old comment by aaa 16 years ago #590349

Feel free to ask. BTW, i don't drive a hybrid. Diesels are better.

old comment by Jezebel's Evil Sister 16 years ago #590364

Theists are generally just gullible people who like to create deities where there are none.

fixed

old comment by Allegory for Jesus 16 years ago #590365

"Atheist...like to create problems where there are none"

We're just trying to stay competitive...trying to get in on some of the fun that you people have had for centuries on end...

old comment by Katsuro 16 years ago #590374

Well, I am bitter but I was bitter lng before I was an atheist.

old comment by David B. 16 years ago #590377

Theist: "Oh why oh why won't you just believe what we tell you?"

Atheist: "Well, it just seems so fantastic, I thought I'd like to see some evidence."

Theist: "But you don't need evidence, only faith!"

Atheist: "Er, quite. But since lots of observable facts don't agree with what you are saying..."

Theist: "Ignore the facts, have faith!"

Atheist: "But facts are what..."

Theist: "FAITH!"

Atheist: "Without facts..."

Theist: (louder) "FAITH!"

Atheist: "Fac..."

Theist: (louder again) "FAITH!"

Atheist: "All you can achieve is to shut out reality, you can never shout it down!"

Theist: "Oh, you're just creating problems now!"

old comment by Mister Spak 16 years ago #590395

Christians are generally just stupid people who like to create ignorance where there is none.

old comment by Horsefeathers 16 years ago #590432

"Atheists are generally just bitter people who like to create problems where there are none."

This sounds strangely like another group I'm aware of, except that they use their political clout to do so.

old comment by breakerslion 16 years ago #590472

Of course there are no problems or reasons to be bitter inside your nice fantasy world. What would be the use of living in a delusion otherwise?

old comment by JESUS PLEASE COME SOON! 16 years ago #590756

Says the pot.

old comment by Papabear 16 years ago #590800

Fundies are generally just deluded, intellectually lazy people who want to force their nutty world-view on everyone.

old comment by approximate 16 years ago #590818

Creating problems for whom? You?

old comment by Grigadil 16 years ago #590923

I'm guilty of using that "generally" weasel word myself. Shit, I wish I could break that habit. It's a real problem.

old comment by Beeblebrox 16 years ago #590960

Atheists are generally just bitter people who like to create problems where there are none.

...said the guy who is a member of a group that travels world-wide in order to tell people they're evil and they should abandon their religion for yours.

old comment by Malkavian Jeff 16 years ago #590971

Stop looking in the mirror.

old comment by anevilmeme 16 years ago #591054

Meanwhile atheists have lower suicide and divorce rates than fundies.....

old comment by Old Viking 16 years ago #591173

You'd be bitter too if you'd been born into royalty, kidnapped by gypsies when you were an infant, and compelled to listen to snide comments while you worked for a living.

old comment by Jay-Sus 16 years ago #591190

old comment by Marsten 16 years ago #591269

Fundie: "God made the world. Bow down and worship!"

Atheist: "I don't believe in God."

Fundie: "Agh! Why are you causing so many problems??"

old comment by 16 years ago #591281

Theists are generally just moronic people who like to create imaginary friends where there are none.

old comment by WMDKitty 16 years ago #591370

Don't you mean "Christians"?

old comment by anon 16 years ago #596612

Fundies are generally just bitter people who like to create problems where there are none.

Problem solved.

old comment by Barking Shark, the Negative Creep 16 years ago #601907

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MWAHAHAHAHA... and we're unstoppable!

old comment by anti-nonsense 16 years ago #601969

If I'm bitter, it's because of people like you that continue to disrespect, slander, and threaten me and others that don't agree with your view of the world.

old comment by TheLee 16 years ago #601972

Atheists are generally FUNNY people who like to create HUMOR where there are FUNDIES

fixed!

old comment by Quantum Mechanic 16 years ago #601976

Theists are generally just stupid people who like to imagine deities where there are none.

-There ...

old comment by Quantum Mechanic 16 years ago #601978

@TheLee

ROFL!

old comment by TheLee 16 years ago #602030

@Quantum Mechanic

*takes a bow*

I do admit that I think Atheists such as myself can be a little cynical from time to time. I think it is how well deal with the frustration of a social mentality that can be likened to throwing virgins in a volcano.

Biting humor is the only medicine for the plague of hateful bigots who think they are empowered by a deity

old comment by apYrs 16 years ago #602181

we just don't want the religionists interfering in or curtailing our lives, liberties, and freedoms

old comment by God Is Real Unless Declared Integer 16 years ago #603649

Well, of course we are bitter when reading 'stirred s***' like your post.

old comment by Agahnim 13 years ago #1341032

Actually, that's fundies, not atheists.

old comment by Big One 13 years ago #1353251

While you will be busy arguing with other religions which god is the real one, I will be in my bed, sleeping.

I'm a man who does not give a single fuck about spirituality. And if you think that's a problem, then guess what...

old comment by GigaGuess 13 years ago #1353264

You mean like bitching and moaning when people say "Happy Holidays," or fighting tooth and nail to disallow homosexuals to have the right to have their relationships recognized legally? Or trying to ban porn? Or working tirelessly to ban a lesbian from attending the prom with her girlfriend?

No, wait, that's you guys.

old comment by Justanotheratheist 13 years ago #1353276

Which is why we are the ones who create "problems" like worrying about which version of the bible is true, whose got the right God, and what other people (especially gays) do in the privacy of their own homes.

None of which is actually a problem. So, you were saying?

old comment by Anon-e-moose 13 years ago #1353289

"Atheists are generally just bitter people who like to create problems where there are none."

Ahem...:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_scandals_involving_evangelical_Christians

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

http://mccannexposure.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/republican-list-of-paedophiles-shocking/

Ergo, you are...:

old comment by rubber chicken 13 years ago #1353300

Atheists don't create problems, they merely point them out.

old comment by Kanna 6 years ago #2152654

I'm much happier as an atheist than I was trying to walk that Christianity tightrope, mindless rituals for no apparent reason.

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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