Look at all the ridiculous stuff they're showing on tv lately about 2012 and Nostradamus etc. People are willing to believe the world is almost ready to end, but they will not pick up a bible to learn the truth?
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The thread seems to talk about how they'll all be raptured soon just because NASA found water on the moon.
Which is fine by me. Who else is in favor of sending all the Rapture Retards to the moon, and away from the rest of us?
I, for one, am disappointed the Histiry Channel and the Discovery Channel are pandering to these low-lifes by airing shows about Nostradamus and 2012. They're crap. Airing them gives them respectability in the minds of many viewers.
I completely agree with Moondog, but I guess in order to get the money rolling in the channels have to pander to the lowest common denominator.
Then again the Internet was once used by intellectuals to share information and look at what happened to it.
Bible --- TV
Which one has the Toni?
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@ Telesam
... they'll all be raptured soon just because NASA found water on the moon.
Who else is in favor of sending all the Rapture Retards to the moon?
This would be the water that jesus put there that was left over from The Flood. Obviously the moon is the New Planet the fundies get after fucking up this one, good stewards that they are. No longer needing to call themselves Earthlings, they can officially be Lunatics. I vote in favor.
@Antichrist: TV isn't the only technology to degrade that way, humans being the way we are. Think of the software involved in your email or your cell phone. Email quickly degraded into a means for telling dirty jokes. Once affordable to all, cell phones became a way for teenage girls to gosssip with each other. I use billion-dollar GPS sattelites to find treasures in the woods in a game called geocaching.
Maybe because the bible, Nostradamus' prophecies, and all the 2012 hype are bullshit? And ever stop to think that not everyone believes the world is going to end soon?
I'm sure we'll still be here long after 2012. If I thought otherwise, I'd quit my job and travel around the world to see it before it disappears.
If you picked up a bible and read it (the whole thing, or even the whole NT and not just your favorite passages) you would find that The Rapture has no basis in the bible at all. Of course, if you did that, you would also find where Jesus talks about "straining at gnats" and actually learn something about the way you talk about others.
And we can't have that, can we?
"Look at all the ridiculous stuff they're showing on tv lately about 2012 and Nostradamus etc."
Couldn't agree with you more. An ancient arsehole who wasn't exactly precise & detailed about his so-called 'predictions', and idiots who equate the end of the Mayan calendar with the 'End of the World' in 2012 (when said Mayan Long Count calendar only refers to the end of the 13th Baktun , or 'Age').
"People are willing to believe the world is almost ready to end, but they will not pick up a bible to learn the truth?"
I think that's supposed to read 'People are not willing to believe the world is almost ready to end ('the End Times', Armageddon etc in Revelations), but fundies will pick up a bible to learn the 'truth' (read LIES)?'
You dickheads believe in the 'Whooshfest' after all.
It's going to be hilarious when Dec. 21. 2012 gets closer, and the networks are tired of airing that same bullshit.
Fundie: "Where'd all the "end o' days programs go?"
Rational: "That shit was so 2 years ago."
Fundie: "Oh, well what am I going to do with all these emergency rations and supplies?"
Rational: "Dude, you actually put effort into any of that shit?"
The world has been getting close to it's end for 13 billions years now. Why do a few crackpot guesses make a difference?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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