Know the way to make people convinced to be a Christian is to start burning the wicked people at the stake publicly like they used to do with the witches. People need to wake up from their demon fog. the 80% of the population that believes in God needs to start taking that other 20% doesn't and burning them at the stake I guarantee you that will put some belief in t real damn fast.
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Burning people alive for not believing in God wouldn't convince us that God exists.
It would, however, convince us that monsters do.
So, we in Sweden ought to take the few who are practicing Christians, and nail them to crosses? If the majority is right, then that's what we have to do. That would make you stop believing right away, right?
You can't be forced to believe what you don't believe. You can only pretend to believe something that others force you to.
Russia is a good example; the second the forced communist-era antipathy to religion was lifted, people went right back to being Orthodox Christians, as if they had been religious all along and just suppressed in in public.
Of the (overly optimistic and poll skewed) 80% Christian claim, most Christians wouldn't be behind such shit. What with over half of Christians without denomination affiliation and doctrine how do you think you'd rally them?
And the 80% number is due exactly to threats like that, even unbelievers learn early to answer "yes" to "are you a Christian/do you believe in God?" to avoid lectures, sermons or outright persecution.
Again, it's a sign they know many don't buy the shit so their aim is to silence those.
Know the way to make people convinced to be a Christian is to start burning the wicked people at the stake publicly
Josh Buggar. Roy Less .
Stop me when we get to you then, OP. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
A&E for you lot, Buggar & Less for we Atheists, LGBT people & non-fundie Theists.
You know that among the 80% of believers you claim are those who will point to other believers and say 'those wicked people follow SATAN!', right?
There are even god-botherers out there who will identify YOU as one of 'the wicked.'
Once we start burning those who think different from us, the fires just keep on spreading.
burning them at the stake I guarantee you that will put some belief in t real damn fast.
Other way around: give everyone who identifies as a Christian a dosage of truth serum with the prior understanding that anyone who proves to be a non-believer will immediately be shot dead.
I'd say the percentage of self-identifing Christians would drop like a lead balloon.
“Know the way to make people convinced to be a Christian is to start burning the wicked people at the stake publicly like they used to do with the witches.”
Yeah, that’s what i remember from reading the Crucible in high school. We all agred that the Christains were the good guys, and pledged to never practice witchcraft so we could be murderous puritans.
“People need to wake up from their demon fog.”
Right now, i’d rather wake up the people following Trump and pretending they’re Christains.
“the 80% of the population that believes in God needs to start taking that other 20% doesn't and burning them at the stake”
Mel Brooks, Monty Python, both showcased how great it is to slaughter people for the god of infinite love.
“I guarantee you that will put some belief in t real damn fast.”
No. It never has. You just get surface adherence, not faith.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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