One day soon some of us will be sipping from the River of Life in Heaven while the rest of these Evo-chimps are scorched for eternity in Hell.
I wonder if they'll really, really feel that their choice of rebellion against God and His perfect Word was worth it then.
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Pass the barbecue sauce...
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You know, all you have to do is show all those "Evo-chimps" a single piece of repeatable, scientific evidence that your assertions are true, and you can save all of them for eternity! Or would you rather just point and laugh at them, in your righteous compassion?
Is he actually saying that cannibalism will be practiced in Heaven? 0_oDoesn't eating chimp meat give you AIDS? I worked at a zoo in high school and that's what I always heard.
Well, I heard that the little fuckers often carry hepatitis B, and given their propension for biting and flinging their feces...
One day soon some of us will be sipping from the Beer Volcano in Heaven while the rest of these Christo-chimps are scorched for eternity in Hell.
Yay! My LOVING god is going to roast most of the world's population for foolishly believing in proven facts!
Way to show the world that your ego is bruised by reality. You can't succeed in this life, so you're going to cannibalize roasted sinners in the next. You do realize that you make fundies sound like the most evil monsters imaginable, yeah?
"Pass the barbecue sauce..."
Gee, this makes anyone wonder why these goody-two-shoes make up 76-80% of the prison population.
“One day soon some of us will be sipping from the River of Life in Heaven while the rest of these Evo-chimps are scorched for eternity in Hell.”
“I wonder if they'll really, really feel that their choice of rebellion against God and His perfect Word was worth it then.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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