"Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times."
Five, actually. And if God has an actual physical form, it must be this:
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As Lennon was shot to death in 1980, 14 years after he made that statement. Thus one can come to only one of two conclusions (check one):
[ ] God is a Pokemon - a Slowpoke - thus a Pikachu could kill him. *Gets out Pokeball* X3
[ ] Shit happens, and God doesn't fucking exist.
Choose wisely. Proof? Many years ago, I looked up at the ceiling, and said 'If you exist, God, smite me here and now!'
Today on 3rd January 2012, one of only two possible outcomes have come to pass (check one):
[ ] This is appearing on the internet purely via an AI using the screename 'Anon-e-moose', and as per Masamune Shirow's manga (and the anime based on such), I am truly the Ghost in the Machine, and like SkyNet in the "Terminator" films, I am effectively immortal. PH34R M3, mortal fundies!111ONE1eleventyone1
[ ] I'm still here, and God doesn't fucking exist II.
Question: Name just one industry-influencing, nay, world-changing tune written & composed by Jesus himself. Has Jesus composed a tune that is available via iTunes? Does Jesus have an airport named after him?
...what's that, you say? You can't? Well then. I guess that John Lennon is more famous than Jesus, and his assassination had fuck all to do with God - as it was purely down to a mortal man who did so - thus further proving that your 'God' doesn't exist, seeing as he couldn't even do the 'smiting' deed himself.
