I'm a beliver. I feel him to. I dreamed once, that I was talking to God himself. It was cool.
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You feel him to... what? And what is a "beliver"? Are you stupid or just lazy? English is my second language and I've drunk a bit too much red wine. What's your excuse, Mr "dracula"?
I've dreamed that I was talking to Hermione Granger. Doesn't mean I believe her to be real. It just means I've read about her, quite a bit. Austen's Emma is also roaming in my dreams right now...
I dreamed once that I was on the Titanic. It was cool (and also fucking cold.)
So reincarnation must be true, then.
This person is sorta naive, but it would be unfair to call them 'a fundie'. When I think of fundies I think of people that want to terrorize nonbelievers or force their will upon them, not people that want to sit in a corner and think about how dreamy God is.
@ #1233981 I suspect this might be a child (or at the very least, someone with the mind of a child). I sorta feel bad for them.
“I'm a beliver.”
“I feel him to.”
“I dreamed once, that I was talking to God himself. It was cool.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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