Does anyone pay attention to the last name of democratic candidates :
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Satan is very close to Santa. Do you suppose they are one and the same? Or is there any significance that a sane person would admit?
Or does USA stand for Unspeakably Shitty Arseholes?
Did I hear you say no? Well done! You got the right answer. Now you see how silly this kind of idiocy is! So why are you trying to mess with Obama's name?
O I C, you are a fundie - by definition they are thick as two short planks.
Yes, and if we erase the Mac from the other candidate, he resembles Caine, the guy who killed his own brother. Wow!, semantics is amazing.
@ G Zimmer
Doesn't "Mc" mean "son of"? dun da DUNN dun <Dragnet theme>
Actually, I think depending on whether it's Scottish or Irish it's either "son of" or "grandson of". Hell, he's damn near old enough.
@ Philbert McAdamia:
You are right, however in ancient Hebrew societies, the term 'son of', as applied to a particular sin (like murder, or whoring), was an idiom for saying that the person in question has committed the same sin.
So McCain is still a murderer, if I apply ancient customs to his modern name. Makes about as much sense as ol' Tom up there.
We could switch and turn letters for Palin - put the L on front, turn the p upside down and put it behind the a
oh my Ladin!!!!!!
somebody already figured out McCain is Cain.... and god is just a four legged friend!
McCain is very close to Devil, just drop a couple letters and add d, e, v, l. Makes sense. Im voting Obama because Barack is EXTREMELY close to jesus. Just drop b, a, r, a, c, and k and add j, e, s, u, and s.
Did you know that the three (some say first three out of four) letters of Jesus' Hebrew name are a backronym of "may his name and memory be erased"? Really!
Roughly:
Y -> yimach -> erase
Sweet, hu? <sarcasm>Proves a whole lot, it does!</sarcasm>
I also just read that the word YSU has the same numerological value (see Gematria ) as the word URYK (ve'rik), meaning "and void".ve'rik - that they bow down to nonsense and void .
These are the Fundie Wars for you - superficially break down a name to show how "tee-hee, stupid" someone is.
Using this same theory:
Tom = Stupid asshat with shit for brains.
OK, ok. So, I added a few letters instead of dropped.
Wait. I just realized he is dropping "a few words" and the dumb bitch only started with 2. He's not even good at his own game.
Goddamnit, they found out about our secret plan to split Osama into two established politicians and install them in our highest office, thus completing our dream of destroying America. Oh well, in hindsight, maybe we shouldn't have chosen names for them that give away our plan.
So wait... hold on, I can do this.
"Dick Bush" is very close to...
No wait, that's a joke on it's own.
#704868: Really have you noticed how close Palin is to STALIN?
Nope, the thought never crossed my mind...
OBAMA BIDEN COMBINE
*huge use of SFX, Michael Bay style*
BY OUR POWER COMBINE, LET'S DETROY AMERICA ! OSAMA BRN LADEN MEGAZORD !
That's it, Tom, no more TV for some times.
Donald Trump shares his last name with Zoppo Trump, the villain of German children's book and TV marionette play miniseries Kleiner König Kalle Wirsch , if you ignore that the u is pronounced differently between the languages.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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