Earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis,etc. Thank you Lord for the signs of End Times. Come Lord Jesus, come! We long to be with you!
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Yes, and thunder is god bowling. And rainbows are god's "i-won't-commit-worldwide-genocide-by-flood-anymore-lol-sorry" gift to humanity.
Please, BornAgain, feel free to join us in the 21st century with plate tectonics and weather system analysis whenever you're ready.
Will born again off him/her self when the end doesn't come?
In fact I really hope s/he does - s/he's an incredible waste of resources with all the compassion of a harpy
PEOPLE DIED IN THESE DISASTERS, BITCH!
So you'd do anything to be with Christ even at the expense of hundreds of thousands if not millions of lives?
Way to make the rest of us believers look bad, Born Again 2006.
Like these things never happened before the "End Times?"
Yes, Jesus, please come and take these idiots away. Quickly.
Why are these things signs of the end times? Why not drizzle, sunny afternoons, zephyrs and losing your car keys?
Or is it that fundies get tumescent at the thought of mass death and destruction?
I don't think that student trapped in the wreckage of her school in Mianzhu City would have much sympathy with Born Again's ecstatic gratitude; nor would the hundreds of thousands left homeless and starving in the Irrawaddy delta.
But then, Born Again is mad and dangerous. Her end times can't come soon enough for me.
fergus
Because earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, etc never used to happen until recently.
I can see your excitement at the death of thousands upon thousands of people. It's disgusting, really.
If your god is doing it, why is choosing nations that don't believe in him in the first place? Conversely, if he has a reason for killing non-believers, what makes you think he's gonna' come and get you, as a believer?
How many times does the rapture come up on that...oh yeah...that explains it. It's Christian AND it says that everyone is going to heaven...except for anyone who isnt christian, straight, and for the most part "normal"
Ya know, I used to try to think up snazzy comebacks for this nonsense. Instead I will just make a noise.
HURRRRRRR!!! HURRRRRRRR!!!! HURRRRRRR!!!!
Come Lord Jesus, come!
*snerk*
Aren't they wonderful?
Nevermind the thousands of deaths in those disasters. And the fact that earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, etc. have always occured.
Sounds like you're really aching to screw Jesus. Why don't you just go find someone, because you're not going anywhere.
Idiot. There have always been earthquakes, tornoados, hurricanes, tsunamis etc, and even worse than the ones we get nowadays. So you are proving nothing but your own gullibility.
"Earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis,etc"
Further indication that they're nothing more than a death cult.
If you want to join Jesus join the army. Most religious crazies think the war is totally awesome so you'd be supporting a cause you believe. And there's a good chance you'd die, too, so you could see Jesus even faster OMG!
Whatever you decide to do, start it by shutting the fuck up.
The callous disregard for the hundreds of thousands of people killed, maimed, left homeless and grieving by these natural disasters marks these fundies as psychopaths. They fit the very definition of evil.
Oh for fuck's sake. Natural disasters have been around since the dawn of time.
When a Category 5 hurricane hits Las Vegas, you *might* have my attention.
"Earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis,etc. Thank you Lord for the signs of End Times. Come Lord Jesus, come! We long to be with you!"
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'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain. And Jesus is British: he was born in Bethnal Green.'
-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)
Natural disasters have always been here. Sort of a given when you're on Earth. But yet you still say that these are signs of the end of days. If the world does end, via God or not, we'll never see it coming.
"tornadoes, hurricanes" "Thank you Lord for the signs of End Times. Come Lord Jesus, come!"
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