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Please help
I have gone through deliverance session in the past and was rid of masturbation.
But after chatting with a girl on Facebook, I was careless to think I could stay strong. The chat was kind of hot and as a result I fell again in the sin of masturbation.

The problem is now as soon as I chat to another girl my hand automatically goes to my organ and start "playing" with it.

Can someone help me? How to close the door? What should I do?

Thanks

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old comment by godlessbastard

Matthew 5:30 "If thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it away from thee"

There's your answer, straight from Jesus's lips. Go ahead. You fundies are all about taking the Bible literally, right?

On second thought, you still might be able to masturbate by rubbing your dick against things. Maybe you should cut your dick off instead.

Then you should pluck your eyes out so you can't read your computer screen to chat with this girl. Your ears, too, so you can't use any descriptive-text software. You would still be able to have lustful thoughts, so scooping out your brain is in order.

Sounds harsh, but I'm afraid the only alternative is developing a healthy view of sexuality.

Your “organ”? What organ? The small intestine? Liver? Right lung? Wrong lung? Bees? Muffler? Other colon?

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