RCQ_92130 #fundie

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The scene:
Bath house. Pair of homosexuals being sodomized by strangers next to each other. "Fluffy", face down on the left, wide eyed, spittle running from corners of mouth, breathlessly croaks to Fifi, also face down, on the right:

"Fifi! I just found out there is a CHRISTIAN ... oops, sorry, an "xtian" ... who is Clerk in charge of marriage licenses. Now, it's 100 miles away, and in another state ... but if we drive THERE we can ~~ hopefully ~~~ DESTROY is an "xtian"! Would that be the best EVER??? Getting marriage and DESTROYING an Xtian, all at the same time??? Let's do it!!!"

Fifi, grunting and hoarse, croaks back:

"Yeah! Let's get us an "xtian". Arggg - that was deep one. I wonder if he has AIDS. Oh well ..."

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old comment by SpukiKitty

If this is an attempt at homophobic "humor", it stinks.

And who the heck goes to gay bathhouses in the 21st Century?! Do those things still exist? Do "Fifi" & "Fluffy" go to Studio 54 and collect "Pet Rocks", too?

Who are the guys reaming them? Are their names "Bambi & Flower"? "Pinkie & Puffball"? "Twinkles & Sparkles"? "Cupcake & Bon Bon"?

Say "howdy" to....
[IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/SpukiKitty/All%20My%20LGBTA%20Stuff/bears-bear3_zps0016a598.jpg[/IMG]
....FIFI & FLUFFY!

Nononononono....
[IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/SpukiKitty/All%20My%20LGBTA%20Stuff/Michael-Sam-6_zpsckhyas15.jpg[/IMG]
....THIS is Fifi....

....and THIS....
[IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/SpukiKitty/All%20My%20LGBTA%20Stuff/rob-halford_zpshztohgw9.jpg[/IMG]
....is Fluffy.

But, honestly; This OP quote is repulsive!

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@Thinking Allowed

I have read multiple fan fiction authors good enough to be published. RoseHeart and Miss M in the ASOIAF fandom. Kitkatkimble and whomever wrote "The Wrath of Sabellian" over on the Warcraft fandom. The Spoon of Doom and Dellesanna in the Transformers fandom (Dellesanna had a writing partner that just kind of vanished whom was equally good). Jane and Te were phenomenal writers that used to grace the X-Men fandom. "Down By the Willow Grove" is so well done that several members of The Walking Dead cast own professionally bound copies. TheReadersMuse is best known for TWD fiction but she does dibs and dabs of other stuff. I'd also recommend Carylfan84. She's on hiatus so the two big projects won't be done anytime soon. But she did write a Merle centric story that perfectly fits in with the tone of the character.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1845685

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The Scene:
RCQ's basement bedroom

RCQ's Mom, folding his underwear:

"You know, son, last night I was picking up the dirty dishes, and, well, there were some spaghetti-Os on the keyboard and... I noticed one of those stories you were writing on the word processor..."

RCQ, leaping out of bed, startled:

"Mom, you bitch! You know you're not supposed to read anything on my computer!"

RCQ's Mom, still folding underwear:

I know, son, but it was pretty graphic, and I was just worried..."

RCQ, shaking fists:

"GAAAHHH! This house is like living in a concentration camp! It's called creative writing, mother. I am an author. I am writing from another perspective. That is what authors do!"

RCQ's Mom:

"I know, but the title worried me... The Fluffy Diaries... Chapter 47..."

RCQ:

"EWWWW! You're not even listening are you, herr oberfuhrer?"

RCQ's Mom:

"Just promise me you'll use protection."

RCQ, sighing heavily:

"Fine. Now get out!"

RCQ's Mom:

"Okay, I'll let you be. What kind of Spaghetti-Os do you want for lunch?"

RCQ:

"Meatballs... BITCH!"

old comment by shy

@Demon Duck of Doom: More or less, but ignorant idiots like the OP are the very reason the damn things existed in the first place. Bathhouses were once an important safe space for gay and bisexual men in a very homophobic society that criminalized and pathologicalized them (see wiki article).

But yeah, bathhouses are totally sleazy now. That's partially because they've outlived their purpose. They're also very rapidly dying out for exactly that reason. I've never been to one, nor have any of the other gay or bi guys I know, at least so far as I'm aware, but they used to be quite a bit more common.

I think it's quite telling that fundies are the only ones who still talk about them now.

old comment by FundieVision Inc

@Azereaux

....I've seen worse than this actually. It's an abomination to any competent and self respecting writer, but I've seen worse. My Immortal comes to mind, and a really fucked up Rugrats fanfic as well.

Also? I prefer A03 because it tends to have a slightly higher quality. Fanfic.net has gone to shit unfortunately, pity. I used to love that place.

@ Thinking Allowed

Nope, and nope again. I've been reading fanfic for quite a long time now, and I can assert from experience that if you know where and how to look, you can find some excellent writers who could stand a shot at going professional, and writers who beat the pants off of quite a few so called professional authors.

@ 1862784

Nice to see someone standing up for fanfic. It's a lovely medium with a lot of value and potential for storytelling.

@ DJ Fuckknuckle and the Outlaws of Word Processing

...I like your username. It would make an awesome name for a rock band. The fanfic world does have a hidden amount of talent who write or the sheer love of and passion for the art. It's part of the reason I enjoy that aspect of fandom so much.

old comment by TimeToTurn

What the utter hell is this? This is even worse than the fundie the other month ranting about homosexuals and going crazy over sausages.

Look man, bathhouses exist because you can have anonymous gay sex. You are gay. You need some gay sex to chill your mind. Just go to a bathhouse and indulge in your obvious urges.

This is probably top 10 gay sex fantasies of fundies on this site, up there with being forced to have gay sex or else Democrats and Joe Biden and Barack Obama will make you buy a gay Jesus Christmas ornament.

@1862784

E.L. James wrote 50 Shades of Grey as Twilight fanfic, and 50 Shades of Grey isn't really an ideal work of fiction...

I say this as a fanfic writer who realised it was holding me back from my true creativity and potential. That's why I will forever criticise fanfiction as a medium.

RCQ_92130 #fundie barbwire.com

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