At this point, most of us who are single will probably end up having to wait till the Rapture. I doubt many of us will find husbands this close to the end. Jesus will have to be our Bridegroom, since we won't be able to have earthly ones.
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That's right, give up looking, the rapture is certainly very near at last... just as nutjobs of the last 2 thousand years have been saying.
Isn't that what Pharisee Saul said about 1950 years ago?
One advantage of that: in theory, raptards will blow off breeding.
Wow, so many singles in Heaven, they'll all be bangin' each other like crazy, with the added benefit that they won't be creating any idiot offspring.
So you're all giving up and your males are turning gay? Sucks to be all of ya.
While you all wait for an event that you have no idea when it will happen, I'll go find a woman of my dreams.
I knew a nice old man once. He was out of shape and had difficulty performing his job as a custodian. I'm sure at the end of the day he could have used nothing more than to sit and rest. But he spent his evenings fixing things in his church. He felt nothing mattered more than serving god so when he dies, he can be with him.
I was sad for this man. He could have been spending his time with his family and regaining his health just a bit.
I feel sad for these RR people too. You people will be so sad on your deathbed when you realize Jesus never came back for you and you have no family or friends to wave you off. And I'd say you'd be even sadder when you realize there is no heaven or god on the "other side" except you won't be, because you'll be dead. Worm food. Nothing more. And there will be no one left on earth to talk about what a great person you were, because you never cared about your fellow humans.
"... as ye have heard that Antichrist shall come, even now are there many Antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time."
1 John 2:18, circa 85 AD
...we consider it an established truth that the final end of the kingdoms of this world, and the full establishment of the Kingdom of God, will be accomplished by the end of A.D. 1914"
Charles Taze Russell, 1889
"I doubt many of us will find husbands this close to the end."
kgreen20, 2008 and still waiting ...
1 Corinthians 7:8
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I (unmarried).
Yep. That’s Paul. Sure that the rapture or return of the Lord or the end of days will happen in his lifetime. About 2,000 years ago. Sucks to be him
and kgreen20.
I doubt many of us will find husbands this close to the end.
I can direct you to vast numbers of extra-nationals who are here illegally and would be thrilled to marry you tomorrow in exchange for a green card.
Jesus will have to be our Bridegroom, since we won't be able to have earthly ones.
Two things about Jesus:
1. I hear He won't give oral.
and
2. He digs it bareback; so leave those condoms at home, fundie-whores.
You know, I hope they spread this mentality more. We could use a lot less people and we could definitely use a lot less fundies around ruining things with their "family values" nonsense.
So, bible thumpers, don't reproduce at all!!!!
I...but...when they say that the church is the Bride of Christ, they don't literally mean that he'll fulfill the same functions as a husband...gah!
Everyone on Rapture Ready needs a serious deprogramming.
Its 2012 and no rapture , you would have had a few years at least.
Jesus had better have a big bag of viagra.
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