Today's science is truly nothing more than a group of people who make up silly stories...most of them fueled, in my opinion, by a deep desire to live in trees and mate with various wild apes, especially chimps.
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"a deep desire to live in trees and mate with various wild apes, especially chimps. "
I can practically guarantee you, they do not want to mate with you OR your mother.
"Today's science is truly nothing more than a group of people who make up silly stories... "
You're thinking of the [loose] group who wrote your bible, Sport.
Today's religion is truly nothing more than a group of people who make up silly stories...most of them fueled, in my opinion, by a deep desire to live in mansions and force others to follow their personal ideaologies.
Today's science is truly nothing more than a group of people who make up silly stories...most of them fueled, in my opinion, by a deep desire to live in trees and mate with various wild apes, especially chimps.
And yet these silly stories have enabled us to perform what the authors of the Bible would consider to be miracles. We have telescopes in orbit; there are Humans living in orbit in the ISS; we can cure blindness with retina transplants; we can cure deafness with cochlear implants; we have devices that fit into a pocket that allow us to communicate instantly with anyone anywhere on the planet.
Your Bible's silly stories have given us.....?
The Bible - aka "The Goat-shaggers guide to Babylonian fairy tales"
I don’t need to belittle, brainwash or punish you. Your religion has already seen to that.
Chimps are ground dwelling. They don't live in trees. If we wanted to shag chimps we would not look in the trees. Thats what we would do if we wanted to mate with orangutans...
Also chimp humper is not an insult. Thats like someone who has sex with bears...
Incredibly wrong, but incredibly badass.
Today's religion is truly nothing more than a group of people who make up silly stories...most of them fueled, in my opinion, by a deep desire to preach from ivory towers and mate with many others, especially children.
@FMG: Chimps are ground dwelling. They don't live in trees. If we wanted to shag chimps we would not look in the trees. Thats what we would do if we wanted to mate with orangutans...
Feh! That's just more of science's silly made-up stories! Next you'll be repeating that old canard about insects having six legs, instead of the four that The Bible clearly states! Or that bats are actually mammals.
Stupid science makebelieve!
If there was a Nobel prize in the trees somewhere, I suppose a group of scientists would go after it. But since this is merely Stuporspurt's opinion, anyone you see in the trees with chimps are clearly impostors.
Oh god, this brilliant man has discovered the vast chimpfucker conspiracy that has taken complete control of modern science! Abandon the universities, burn the labs and tell Houston we have a problem!
hahahahaha
Thats was funny!
Today's science is the reason that we DON'T have to live in trees. Today's science brings you everything from the internet to the internal combustion engine. Today's science brings you Ecuadorian bananas, grapes from Chile, beef from Argentina or Colorado, California strawberries, and cucumbers from Ohio, and you can get them all year round.
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