[Ted Cruz says Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage was "some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation's history"]
Sorry, Ted, but I believe the darkest days are yet to come.
Within ten years we’ll see churches closed for refusing to approve of gay marriage and gay sex.
Christians will be openly persecuted for their beliefs.
The sexual deviants will demand that the age of consent be lowered to 16, 14, 12, 8, 6, or maybe even done away with so they can assault our children.
I will seriously be surprised if we make it to the end of they year before some Federal agency murders a pastor under color of authority. The staged raids on Christians are going to commence any moment now.
Hmmm. I wonder if this “Jade Helm” thing is a pretext for pre-emptive action against conservatives?
In any case, this country is in the same place going into 2016 where we were going into 1860: On the brink
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"Within ten years we’ll see churches closed for refusing to approve of gay marriage and gay sex.
Christians will be openly persecuted for their beliefs.
The sexual deviants will demand that the age of consent be lowered to 16, 14, 12, 8, 6, or maybe even done away with so they can assault our children."
Ten years from now: "Any day now! Just wait!"
Both Ted & Megan are bozos.
Forget Slavery, The Civil War, The Great Depression, Pearl Harbor, Vietnam, 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, etc....Apparently the nuptials of Joe & Bill and Sue & Jane are the most horrible thing ever in U.S. history!
....AND THERE IS NO WAR AGAINST CHRISTIANS! 70% OF THE COUNTRY IS CHRISTIAN! THERE'S CHURCHES UP THE WAZOO IN AMERICA! OH, SHUT UP!
"The staged raids on Christians are going to commence any moment now."
No worries: Jesus will swoop in and save the day any moment now, too. The only question for a betting man is which will happen first.
Dearie, other countries have had same-sex marriage for over ten years, and churches have not been closed for refusing to approve of gay marriage. Gay sex have nothing to do with the Supreme Court ruling; the ones getting married after it have been together for years, sometimes decades, and I bet they did not stay virgins until the wedding night.
Ireland is a pretty religious country, and it voted in favor of gay marriage earlier this year. Christians are holding the belief that everyone should have equal rights. Only fundie bigots think otherwise.
Christians are mostly persecuted for their beliefs by other Christians, just like Daesh is mostly killing other Muslims.
In religious backwater countries in Africa, where gay people are stoned to death, the age of consent doesn't exist. 40-year-old men marry 8-year-old girls, who sometimes die of internal bleedings after the wedding night.
Secular people, on the other hand, rely on science, which shows that people are not mature enough to handle the consequences of sex until around the age of 15-18.
Some white supremacy Christian dude murdered some pastors and churchgoers about a week ago. The staged raids on gays and blacks are continuing as they have done for decades.
Within ten years we’ll see churches closed for refusing to approve of gay marriage and gay sex.
Even though drinking coffee is legal throughout the United States, Mormon churches and temples have stayed open for over 150 years, even though the LDS opposes coffee-drinking.
I will seriously be surprised if we make it to the end of they year before some Federal agency murders a pastor under color of authority.
Will that be before or after Bill Clinton Barack Obama the Imposter-in-Chief declares himself Dictator For Life?
In any case, this country is in the same place going into 2016 where we were going into 1860: On the brink
...of getting rid of a worldview based on the innate superiority of people with one kind of inborn characteristics over people of other inborn characteristics? Oh, I do hope so.
The sexual deviants will demand that the age of consent be lowered to 16, 14, 12, 8, 6, or maybe even done away with so they can assault our children.
So let me get this straight. A person will become an adult at 6 years old in your future?
>The sexual deviants will demand that the age of consent be lowered to 16, 14, 12, 8, 6, or maybe even done away with so they can assault our children.
Deep down I know some Christians actually want that to happen (Like David J Stewart)
Right, because giving one group freedom means you have to trample all over the rights of a different group.
If Christian churches close, it will be due to lack of attendance because they refuse to change with the times and accept same sex marriage.
"The sexual deviants will demand that the age of consent be lowered to 16, 14, 12, 8, 6, or maybe even done away with so they can assault our children."
So when are the priests going to demand this?
The sexual deviants will demand that the age of consent be lowered to 16, 14, 12, 8, 6, or maybe even done away with so they can assault our children.
Just like the Duggar family.
For the second time in less than an hour... what the yogging sothoth are you on about?
And where the hell did Jade Helm come into this?
Lastly, the same place as 1860? Are congressmen packing again? Have representatives drawn guns on each other in open session? No? Then no, we're not even close. It's more like... say... 1844.
Not that someone like you would know the significance of that year for fundies of the day.
Confused?
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