Think about it this way - what would Jesus do? Would he forgive me, or would he report me for trolling? Obviously he would forgive me and not report me. So unless you dont believe in God! you will NOT report me, and if you already had reported me, will will retract your report!!
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Yes, he'd forgive you, but he'd also tell you "it's not what goes into one's mouth that pollutes a person; it's what comes out of one's mouth that pollutes a person".
In other words, STOP FUCKIN' TROLLING, ASSHOLE!!
Are we talking about the same guy who will throw you into a lake of fire to suffer unimaginable torture for all eternity if you don't believe in and accept him as your lord and savior?
THIS is the guy who would forgive you and not report you for being a troll? o_O
Would he forgive me, or would he report me for trolling?
Why does it have to be either/or? Why couldn't he kick your ass first and then forgive you while you massaged your bruised buns? Besides, Jesus said "but, except ye repent , ye shall all likewise perish", and I don't detect a lot of repentance here.
"Think about it this way - what would Jesus do? Would he forgive me, or would he report me for trolling? Obviously he would forgive me and not report me. So unless you dont believe in God! you will NOT report me, and if you already had reported me, will will retract your report!!"
Someone should try this at Rapture Ready as a first post.
It's not very fundie, really.
Just some moron on a gaming site trying to guilt somebody into not reporting them.
If I had wanted to see that, I would have gone to Gamefaqs.
I'm smiling so widely right now ^^ :D
Jesus wouldn't troll, either! And reporting you doesn't mean not forgiving you - it means extending your audience. Surely, if what you're saying is worthy of being heard, that is a good thing!
“Think about it this way - what would Jesus do? …Obviously he would forgive me”
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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