Homosexuality is a bondage from satan and Jesus died so that people can be set free from this bondage. Bob Lawson has a good book about spiritual warfare. You need to find a good, sold Christian that knows how to do spiritual warfare and cast out demons. Pray and ask God to send you to someone that will and can help you. He will.
I had this problem and I was set free by the power of Jesus name. Once the demon is cast out you will feel completely different.
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Imaginary friends, warfare with spirits, demons. exorcisms, redemption of believers through the death of a innocent... change your username to "something nutty."
Eating shrimp is a bondage from Satan and Jesus died so that people can be set free from this bondage. Bob Lawson has a good book about spiritual warfare. You need to find a good, sold Christian that knows how to do spiritual warfare and cast out demons. Pray and ask God to send you to someone that will and can help you. He will.
I had this problem and I was set free by the power of Jesus name. Once the demon is cast out you will feel completely different. You'll stick to fin fish, like it says in the Bible, and stay away from the abomination of clams, oysters, lobsters, scallops, shrimp, crawfish, fried calamari, mussels parmigiana, zuppa de vongole, bouillabaisse and other dishes disgusting to the Lord.
Just as with quarks, I have to ask: top or bottom?
And since football is here, tight end or wide receiver?
{frowns} Bob Lawson? Did he/she, by any chance, mean Bob Larson? If so, we're looking at something even more troublesome: he/she's championing someone who believes in the existence of diabolist conspiracies...
bondage? sounds kinky...
proof that god is gay?
As for the "power of Jesus name" [sic]...uhmmm...you do realize that if your alleged "Jesus" actually walked the Earth...he absolutely, positively, NEVER heard himself being referred to as "Jesus." Nope...he never heard that name. Makes one wonder about the "power" of a name never heard by the supposed deity...
But I'd bet he'd answer to "Yeshua ben Joseph." Yeah..."ben Joseph." Doesn't that sound a bit...well, I dunno...Middle Eastern for our Western ears? Seems to me that Yeshua was all caught up into this whole mess that is the Middle East today. Why not call him by the name he'd recognize?
Just a thought...
"Jesus died so that people can be set free from this bondage."
Maybe he should try again, it's obviously not working.
You need to find a good, sold Christian that knows how to do spiritual warfare and cast out demons.
You'll find most of that type of Christian in the Catholic church. They're known as "exorcists" and they specialize in casting out demons.
Good luck with that.
It had to have been Bob Larson, discredited radio talk show host. There used to be a great website exposing his shenanigans, called the "Bob Larson Fan Club"... apparently, Larson's lawyers had it shut down.
Well, I suppose Jesus did not do a very good job then, did he?
Oh, you had this 'problem', did you? Well, have fun when this 'problem' of yours keeps resurfacing. It will.
Who is Bob Lawson? A new Demon? A spoiler of Bondage and S+M?
Trinity, you are fooling yourself. Perhaps you were/are bisexual and had an attraction to women already. The true homosexual does not have this. So stop messing with the psychology of people you don't know. You could cause harm.
Oh, there you go, one fag has come out of hiding, and his name thejebusfire Lol...hit a nerve did I? don't like me picking on your faggot friends. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and that's a cloud in that pic, not GOD! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
@IanC: I need your advise.
Hypothetically speaking, if we would say we all indulged in it, would he leave this board?
Which would lead us to:
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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