'm 100% Fact without question Jesus is alive. You Atheists will change on your death bed or wake up after death. This is a 100% Fact. You feel young and healthy but you death clock is ticking down. The only Atheists that doesn't worry about Death is one that will never die.
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Actually, I think more of us are concerned about our lives.
There are few things more annoying than the "there are no atheists in foxholes" argument.
"You feel young and healthy but you death clock is ticking down"
So's yours. Want to know why we Atheists are doing the opposite of you fundies? That is, not praying to an invisible sky fairy, nor waiting for the so-called 'whooshfest' that'll never happen?:
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Because this is the only life we have. So why not go and see nature in all it's glory? Read poetry? Have a drink? at a good meal? Go see a show? Get laid? These days we have are precious. So don't waste them by praying & waiting for the (C)Rapture.
"100% Fact without question Jesus is alive"
I can completely destroy your claim with just Two Words:
Prove it.
If I meet him, I'll freely admit I was wrong and change my mind. He can pop by any time he likes. I'm in the white pages, so finding me should be no problem. Until then, there's that problem withevidence. And, after I die, I just won't be here, just like I wasn't here before I was born.
“'m 100% Fact without question Jesus is alive.”
You’re convinced, but you’re not very convincing. What evidence is there that Jesus was EVER alive?
“You Atheists will change on your death bed or wake up after death.”
Straight to the threat, huh? No evidence, just bald statements and ’won’t YOU be sorry!’
“This is a 100% Fact.”
This is 100% opinion.
“You feel young and healthy but you death clock is ticking down.”
I’m 63. I have 12 doctors. I’ve got three kids and a granddaughter. I’m not convinced of my immortality…
“The only Atheists that doesn't worry about Death is one that will never die.”
I don’t worry about death. I worry about the timing. i still have a lot to do, here, before I go.
I’m not worried about waking up in your superstition, though.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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