[Someone sends cheek swabs to a National Geographic research group to identify the participant's ancestral migration route]
umm you sent them your DNA? are you begging for someone to steal your identity?
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I don't know about AngryNotice, but when I am asked to prove my ID, I am asked for my Social Security number, my driver's license, my address, my phone number, my account number, my password, my personal identification number, my mother's maiden name, and/or my favorite hobby. NONE of this involves a check of my personal biochemistry.
I second Alejandro's nomination, which feels a bit weird; it's almost word for word what I was planning to recommend myself.
Screw that, AngryNotice wears a rubber bondage suit all day to avoid even the slightest chance of leaving DNA anywhere. I'd bet that if someone did get a sample of his(her?) DNA the first thing they'd notice is one or more excess chomosomes.
First they get a hold of your DNA, next thing you know they've made a replicant in your image whose only mission in life is to hunt you down and steal your identity. My name is CousinTed, and I am the only thing standing between humanity and the menace that is Replicants. I am a Bladerunner.
Ummm, not to sound stupid, but I missed out on a lot of important culture. Where's the "tinfoil hat" thing from, and what's the context? Thanks.
If the science was good enough they could make another you. I'm not talking, Got some info, know some people. Kinda hush hush for now but:
No one wants to make another you.
Not gettin' mine though.
Only cause I know I'm white bread Northern European, Heavy on the Norwegian and Scottish.
Clone yourself by mail! Send some skin flakes to Bud's Scientific Supply, 10 Gas Works Lane, Boston MA, and you will have your very own clone within 6-8 weeks. Just $25 (inc. bus fare)
Pfffftt! You don't need DNA to make clones. All you need is a magic Homer Hammock and make as many of you as you want. To help out around the house, you know. Perfect copies of you, you, and you .They just won't have belly buttons. None of us do.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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