[On a billboard for Halloween Horror Nights]
This nation is turning further and further away from God, and basking in its immorality and depravity. You can't turn on the TV or radio anymore without seeing violence, foul language, sexual promiscuity, homosexuality, and other abominations.
One day this nation will find itself at rock bottom and once again turn its focus to God. I pray for the day when we can drive all this filth from our shores.
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Burn the heretic! Purge the unclean!
Let's start with Pastor Bob! I'm sure he's guilty of some heresy. No one is pure. Yesssss....
(I've been reading a lot of warhammer 40k stuff lately...)
A *billboard* is making you think like this? You got problems. I hope to all the Gods this guy only read about it, and is not in my hometown.
And for any fundies lurking here: I know I'm among the "filth" he's talking about, and this is the kind of thing that makes me a touch resentful. Just so you know.
You can't turn on the TV or radio anymore without seeing violence, foul language, sexual promiscuity, homosexuality, and other abominations.
You also can't crack a bible without seeing that shit.
Come to godless Europe sometime and watch us suffer. All that skiing going on in the Alps, the culture in Austria, the fashion in Italy and beaches in Spain.
You'd think you're in hell already.
Is there a checklist of "other abominations" like on one of those ethnic background questionnaires?
Are you? (check all that apply)
- violent
- expletive proficient
- in more than one language?
- sexy
- gay
- all of the above
- some other abomination
- evolutionist
- abortionist
- islamic terrorist
- catholic
- liberal
- female
- something worse (please explain): _________________
yeah, the world is coming to an end! The rapture must be near! Now, go and vote for Obama to spead it up a little, will ya?!
Yea, verily I say to you, keep this nation for the 0.09891% of the population who've never hit anyone, never sworn, and never had sex with a man or a woman.
Pastor Bob - is this like Dr Phil - the saturday night parties round your house, must just make the long cold nights fly by.
Well... Freedom of press statistics for 2007 was just released and USA is clearly a leader, located at a brilliant 48th spot on the list.
Considering that all the countries at the top of the list are far more secular than USA, I really doubt the veracity of your claim about prayers.
Worldwide Press Freedom Index 2007
Let me just repeat, prayers don't work.
You can't turn on the TV or radio anymore without seeing violence, foul language, sexual promiscuity, homosexuality, and other abominations.
Then don't turn on the TV or radio. Most TV viewers apparently like seeing "violence, foul language, sexual promiscuity, homosexuality, and other abominations". Otherwise, the ratings would stink and they'd stop showing it. Stop whining because the majority have different tastes than you.
Ok, if treat or tricking is obscene, I will hide in Siberia. Honestly, which is next?, Christmas?. Remember, no matter how Christian it was, IT WAS PREVIOUSLY A PAGAN FESTIVITY.
Halloween is fun. It is an exuse for kids to get free candy, carve jack-o-lanturns and get the snot scared out of them.
Why can't you people just relax and have fun?
radio anymore without seeing violence, foul language, sexual promiscuity, homosexuality, and other abominations.
WITCH! Burn the witch!
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