The Bible states that the earth will "wear out as a garment" would. And that the heavens (outer space) will fold up like a garment (collapse on itself) just like many astronomers say it will do after it expands to it's limit. How did they know that years ago? I have been taught Evolution in school and I have read the entire Bible (without any religion telling me too, I have no religion to espouse here), so I have the benefit of knowing both. Do you?
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I listened to an interview between a Christian apologist and an atheist recently. His favorite argument was that the bible contained accurate prophecies. When he quoted a few the atheist demanded the verse each came from. In every case it was something almost entirely different that could only be made to mean what the christian wanted it to through a huge, huge amount of rationalization and "creative reinterperetation".
Humans see patterns and make connections. It's what our brains are good at. However all too often we do this to resolve cognitive dissonance involving reality and an idea that we want very badly to be true.
I think what he's refering to with the heavens collapsing is the "big crunch" theory, namely the theory that the universe will eventually stop expanding and collapse in upon itself. This theory was fairly popular in the 80's but more recent calculations of the cosmological constant (a wierd phenomenon often shrugged off as "dark energy") actually suggest that the universe is expanding so quickly that it will never collapse but rather continue to expand indefinitely.
Yes, yes I do. I went to Sunday school as a kid. I went to church as a young adult. I've read the Bible cover to cover several times. Also, I didn't sleep through science class so I have a pretty good grasp of evolution. Not all atheists are as uninformed as you might like to believe.
Just curious, when the universe folds up, will it fold into a triangle, like the flag, or a square, like my sheets. This could be of vital importance as I don't want to get stuck in a corner.
Elizabeth is not quite the raving hardcore fundie usually seen on FSTDT, but she seems to think that she is open-minded simply because she isn't as bad as they are, when in fact she's just better at social skills.
She still has her brain in creationist lockdown, going around and around the same points on the science forums, categorically unable to grasp the scientific information other posters give her in any terms that conflict with her preconceived worldview. She is quick to reinterpret scientific data with creationist spin, thus discounting the scientists' interpretation of their own field, but she absolutely refuses to consider the possibility that the fundie theologians who provide that spin might be out of their depth in scientific fields, or that they have an axe to grind.
She tries to be civil, I'll give her that much, but she is a staunch creationist who has no real intention of ever accepting any scientific argument in conflict with her dogma.
~David D.G.
Miss Elizabeth, I fear that your interpretation of the Orange Catholic Bible is quite fallicious. The instance of the cosmos 'folding in on themselves like a garment' refers to our most advanced system of space travel: The ability to fold the very fabric of space, to travel without moving. It is for this reason that we must continue to extract the spice from the planet Arrakis. Since the Butlirian Jihad when all thinking robots were made illegal we have had to substitute the minds of men for the minds of machine. This holds true even for the Spacing Guild: Their navigators need the spice so that they may gain the perseption needed to safely fold space.
Hey, here in the Bible it says something that, taken figuratively, might look remotely similar to a misunderstood scientific theory! Praise be!
“The Bible states that the earth will "wear out as a garment" would.”
The Bible says that Earth was created by smearing dirt across ‘The Waters Below,’ like a mud-pie. They predict that it’ll eventually erode and wash out into the sea.
“And that the heavens (outer space)”
No, the Heavens are the area above the Solid Sky, where God walks around, opening trap doors for the rains to fall down.
“will fold up like a garment (collapse on itself) just like many astronomers say it will do after it expands to it's limit.”
No, it also describes the sky as a tent. It’ll fold up like a big tent. Nothing about expanding to ’it’s [sic]’ limit.
“How did they know that years ago?”
Back when they thought the Earth was Flat? Who cares?
“I have been taught Evolution in school and I have read the entire Bible (without any religion telling me too, I have no religion to espouse here), so I have the benefit of knowing both. Do you?”
I have read it and NOT interpreted bronze age writings by adding modern understanding to make it palatable.
When you say ‘read it,’ did you read all those long geneologies or did you skip a bit?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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