why would a christian be afraid of dieing? I can;t wait till I die!
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How about you gather up as many Torahs, Korans, Bibles, and apologetic books as you can find, and cremate yourself this weekend?
Remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass, he'll kick the shit out of you.
Don't let us stop you,,,, but you might want to get some professional psychological help first (for "professional", read "non-fundie"),,,, you may change your mind.
> I can;t wait till I die! <
Haha. Well, out here the Rose Hills Cemetery is very popular; people are just dying to get in there.
Hyuck hyuck *snort*
"I can;t wait till I die!"
Drink the Kool-Aid then. 909 people at Jonestown can't be wrong after all. Or do what Kurt Cobain did, and redecorate your wall in an interesting new colour called 'Hint of Brain' [/"Blackadder Goes Forth"] Go on.
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All of you who have been making jokes about suicide based on this quote: DON'T.
Either the quote was from someone with a deathwish or it was an incredibly bad joke.
Either way, ridicule does not help here. Compassion might.
*SIGH* I can't believe I'm saying this . . . do you need any help with that?
And they wonder why we question their mental stability. Anyone who would prefer to wait until they die rather than try to find even a minute amount of joy in life needs help.
why would a christian be afraid of dieing? I can;t wait till I die!
Okay, no problem.
I know that your god forbids suicide. That way to your heaven is closed, obviously. But there are a lot of other ways ...
For example, why don't you commit yourself as a test subject in high-risk medical research? Remember, a true christian must do EVERYTHING for his fellow humans. Imagine how many lifes you could save if your sacrifice leads to new therapies!
Your body would be poisoned, your life-span greatly reduced, but you would sit directly at Jesus' right side in heaven when you die!
Why are you waiting, "aintashamedoftheoneIlove"? Enroll immediately in the next medical research center as "guinea pig".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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