Since the end of World War II, I contend that we have an even more wicked, incorrigible enemy that Western civilization must fight, but unlike Hitler's conspicuous legions of Brownshirts and SS shock troops goose-stepping in front of the Reichstag, this enemy of modern times, this Liberal-Muslim Axis has as its greatest weapon deception, lies and Machiavellian tactics. They hide in the halls of Congress, the White House, the courts, behind 501(c)(3) organizations. The Muslim Axis powers hide behind Allah, Muhammad, the Quran, women's burqas, among civilians; inside Mosques, caves and desolate places in the mountains of Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, as well as inside the halls of power in England, France and America.
Conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of the devil was to make everyone believe that he doesn't exist. Likewise, the greatest trick of the Liberal-Muslim Axis is to maneuver and wield vast religious, political and economic power without alerting people who they really are.
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Paranoia and bigotry have reached new levels of delusion, folks.
World Nut Daily, living up to, and wallowing in, it's own ignorance.
"Conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of the devil was to make everyone believe that he doesn't exist"
And conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of a few hucksters and charlatans was to make certain people believe that a 'God' exists. To paraphrase PT Barnum:
'A sucker is born again every minute'
Your point, Ellis?
McBain to base. Under attack by Commie-Nazis Liberal-Muslim axis!!
"The Muslim Axis powers hide behind Allah, Muhammad, the Quran, women's burqas, among civilians; inside Mosques, caves"
Tip: When trying to inspire total, irrational paranoia in your readers avoid mentioning that the enemy lives in caves.
Hmm...I detect fundy, conspiracy, and implied racism ("Muslim" is usually synonymous with Arab in Fundy-Land).
Hang on boys, we've found a Trifecta!
Another poster, tell him what he's won!
Muslims aren't exactly "hiding" when they have burqas or mosques. I dare say they actually make themselves quite conspicuous via these things.
"Conventional wisdom" tells us no such thing. Individual apologists do.
If idiots like you can apparently detect them, they're REALLY doing a shitty job of maneuvering.
Are you really that stupid that you don't see the obvious contradictions in equating Islam, one of the most restrictive religions especially in terms of human rights, with liberalism and women's equality movements.
Fuck, you are a moron.
"Conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of the devil was to make everyone believe that he doesn't exist."
Wait a minute, are you suggesting that Keyser Söze was a Liberal-Muslim?
This makes so little sense. I don't consider it possible for a fanatic of any religion to claim to not be a member of that religion. One of the biggest things about being a fanatic is the compulsion to 'spread the word'. You cannot be both a fanatic and hide your religion. Maybe your intent, but never your religion itself.
I'm a registered Democrat. Does this mean I'm a de-facto member of the Liberal-Muslim Axis, or do I need to send in some paperwork?
All this power and influence sounds pretty sweet! I need to get in on this before everyone else does!
So clever is the commie/fascist plot by the Islamo/Liberal, Machiavellian/Satanist New World Orderists, so subtle their manoeuvering, that they have manipulated the general populace into laying all suspicion and blame on Greys, Lizard Beings, gays, abortionists and Planet X/Niburu.
But these fiendish demons of the Hidden Dimensions have been exposed by the incontrovertibly superior intellect of that penetratingly sharp doyen of world political drift, the amazingly insightful Ellis Washington and World Net Daily. Not only that, but he can crack walnuts with his forehead, and does so quite frequently I suspect.
Liberal-Muslim Axis
I think by nature liberals and Muslims are diametrically opposed. Hard-core Muslims want the world to live under Sharia Law based on the Qur'an. Liberals, who are more-often percieved as atheists, want the world to think for itself rather than rely on an imaginary god. I don't see how these two diverse groups could resolve their differences to come together to form the "Axis" you seem to think will persecute and overthrow Christianity.
Conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of the devil was to make everyone believe that he doesn't exist.
I was gonna refer to the Usual Suspects but Night Jaguar beat me to it for the win. :-)
"Conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of the devil was to make everyone believe that he doesn't exist."
You seem to have mistaken "logical fallacy" for "conventional wisdom". It's an easy mistake to make if you have no bullshit detector. Would you like to buy a tiger whistle?
Sweetheart, Muslims don't need to hide in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen or Saudi Arabia. Islam is the main religion there, just as Christianity is in the US.
Burqas are rather rare in the Muslim world. Most Muslim women have hijabs or nothing on their heads.
You have very little to fear from the liberal Muslims, it's the fundie Muslims you need to watch out for.
Pardon me, Ellis, but where have you been the past couple of centuries? Warfare in fancy dress went out of style in the 1800s.
Welcome to the 21st Century, booby. Your fear mongering and unfounded opinions just doesn't cut it anymore.
Answer this: if your stated enemy is in the halls of power in England, France and America, why bother with dank and uncomfortable caves in desolate places? They would have already won!
They're just waiting for the opportune moment to grab you, tie you to a comfy chair, and tickle you to death.
"...as well as inside the halls of power in England..."
Nut-job rantings aside, you do realise that "England" is not a country, don't you? It's not a signatory of any modern-day international treaty and is *not* recognised as a sovereign state. "England" is one constituent part of the country of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. When you refer to "England" when you mean "UK" you piss off a great many people. Educate yourself.
"The Muslim Axis powers hide behind Allah, Muhammad, the Quran, women's burqas, among civilians; inside Mosques, caves and desolate places in the mountains of Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, as well as inside the halls of power in England, France and America."
The ones in the caves must really be jealous of the ones who get to live in Whitehall and the ones in Congress. Suprised there's any cooperation at all really.
Or, you know, you're just paranoid.
" They hide in the halls of Congress, the White House, the courts, behind 501(c)(3) organizations."
Those places are full of the christian-retard axis. But the white house got better about a year ago.
Liberals - are for the most part in favor of gay rights.
Muslims - are in favor of the right to kill gays.
Liberals - according to fundies are all atheists.
Muslims - very much theists.
Liberals - have a live and let live attitude on religion.
Muslims - many would prefer that everyone be Muslim.*
Now, Ellis Washington, what was this Liberal-Muslim Axis to which you referred?
* Some Muslims are very aggressive in this position.
"Conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of the devil was to make everyone believe that he doesn't exist"
What? You God wants worship and the devil doesn't want you to believe in him? That's his greatest trick? Look up 'Conventional' and 'wisdom' and never use 'everyone knows' as their meaning
I mean,,,,so much wrong in that quote alone!
"Conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of the devil was to make everyone believe that he doesn't exist.
Just like how there's never been any proof of God's existence? Funny how God and the devil can always be so easily interchanged.
This scares me, because it's the culmination of that fictional "culture war" that began to spread in the '70s and has now positioned itself to actually be agitating one.
By the way, which is it the liberals want to do -- display wanton sexuality, or wrap women in burqas?
"Liberal-Muslim Axis"
BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHHAH....
*pants, catches breath*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!
That's the best thing since "Big Gay" (as in Big Oil)
What "liberal-Muslim axis"? Liberals have less use for fanatic fundamentalist Muslims than they have for fanatic fundamentalist Christians. If they bitch more about fundie Christians, it's because, especially in the US, fundie Christians are the ones getting in our faces, shoving their religion down our throats and trying to change our laws and schools.
The stupid... it hurts...
"Conventional wisdom tells us that the greatest trick of the devil was to make everyone believe that he doesn't exist."
That's why that majority of the human population believes he exists?
-In this paradigm, does this mean he really doesn't exist?
"this Liberal-Muslim Axis"
The favourite sport of ISIS is pushing gay men - 'Liberals' off high roofs.
So why would Liberals want to ally themselves with their enemy ? You tell me, Ellie.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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