If there is no Bible I don't think evolution would ever exist. Evolution is just a product of rebellion to the Bible. They make tales just to undermine the validity of the book.
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*headdesk...headdesk...FUCKING HEADDESK*
Cue the "The stupid, it burns!" pics in five, four, three, two, one....
ADDENDUM:
Darwin withheld his theory for 20 years because he realized it conflicted with the Bible. He certainly wasn't rebelling against the Bible. He was trying to make sure he was darn right before introducing an idea he knew would generate a lot of backlash. Besides, astronomy, physics and biology also conflict with the Bible. You'd have to throw away most of modern science to keep from disagreeing with a bunch of bronze age Arab goat herders who thought the earth was a kind of snow globe and the stars were only a few miles above our heads.
"Evolution is just a product of rebellion to the Bible."
Project much? Just because it contradicts a literal reading of the Bible doesn't mean that it's sole purpose for existing was to contradict that literal reading. But, creationism is just a product of rebellion against evolution (due to that same contradiction of a literal reading of the Bible), so....mirror, mirror.
"If there is no Bible I don't think evolution would ever exist. Evolution is just a product of rebellion to the Bible."
The existence or otherwise of the Bible is entirely irrelevant to the fact of evolution and to the theory that best describes that fact.
"They make tales just to undermine the validity of the book."
Scientists while carrying out their research don't care about the Bible or what it says, in fact the vast majority of the people in the world couldn't care less. It has little validity, it's full of errors and contradictions and the morality detailed in its pages is questionable at best. No, the Bible is entirely irrelevant to any rational 21st century human being apart from as a warning about where blind faith and stupidity can lead.
If there were no bible, gravity wouldn't exist. If there were no bible, the earth wouldn't be round. If there were no bible, there earth wouldn't revolve around the sun. See how fucking stupid you sound?
if all the papers on evolution and all the knowledge of evolution dissapeared overnight, the theory would eventually reappear, do you know why? because its based on fucking evidence that anyone could find if they looked hard enough
*Sigh*
Yeah, You got us. It wasn't the result of empirical evidence. It wasn't driven by a desire for further insight into the natural world. It, like everything else bad in this world, was created, and driven for the specific, unwavering purpose of flipping your faith the bird.
Good lord, I don't know if this is the pinnacle of arrogance, or just flat out too stupid to live.
The bible lost all of it's validity when people discovered science. As a metaphor, the bible tells us that if we open that door, we will die. It is only when we finaly open that door and live that we are free.
Evolution started a few billion years before the Bible was conceived.
The book kind of undermines itself, it doesn't need outside help, really.
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