I'm reasonably educated on those subjects you mentioned. Belief in the evolutionary process of creation is favored by the Luciferians because that allows for the possibility that they will continue to evolve into gods. Yahweh God has no need to create using evolution, so why would He. Yahweh spoke the universe, the earth, and all living things into existence.
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"Yahweh God has no need to create using evolution, so why would He"
Because He works in mysterious ways that humans cannot comprehend.
And yet you always fucking think you do.
How do you think that the process of evolution would allow you to ascend into godhood, outside of an incredibly long time-frame?
Oh, and God used evolution because God is lazy, and because He thought to zapping every species into existence at once lacked subtlety.
@cyborgtroy
Isn't that the truth. They will go on a soapbox, screeching what God wants, what God hates, who God will condemn, how God loves them...but the moment they're cornered, they will suddenly sniff how God is patently unknowable, and no one can assume to know his designs.
Belief in the evolutionary process of creation is favored by the Luciferians because that allows for the possibility that they will continue to evolve into gods.
Finally I understand what some fundies' problem is with evolution.
It's still batshit, but at least I understand.
Also, I like how every fundie seems to have some new name for the imaginary anti-Christian sect that openly defies the God that they take as a given to exist.
@Red7Paladin
I'm reasonably educated on those subjects you mentioned. No. No, you're not.
Yahweh God has no need to create using evolution, so why would He. Just 'cause you don't need something doesn't mean it's not worthwhile. I don't "need" to write this, but I'm doing it anyway.
Oh, and a "?" is called a question mark for a reason. It is meant to be used when you ask a question. So go and do that.
@Deep Search
If there were a God, why would he need evolution? need anything?
@apYrs
He had to gather and sort his thoughts. Just because one is omniscient, doesn't mean one is optimally organized all the time.
As for all who asked why God would need (though want is a better word to use) to create anything, the answer is boredom. He was sick of talking to Himself.
And doing other things to Himself.
I'd be very curious to know your definition of "reasonably educated..."
There's no need to believe in any god, so why would you?
And what's with the "Satanic" thing? Have you ever actually met a Satanist? I haven't, and neither has anyone I know; but if they exist in the numbers you claim, they're certainly a lot quieter and less intrusive than you fundies.
"totally Luciferian, and, therefore, Satanic."
So something modestly Luciferian need not be Satanic?
Luciferianism can be understood best as a belief system that venerates the essential characteristics that are affixed to Lucifer.
Luciferianism is often identified as an auxiliary of Satanism, due to the popular identification of Lucifer with Satan. Some Luciferians accept this identification or consider Lucifer as the light bearer aspect of Satan, and thus could properly be called Satanists. Others reject it, arguing that Lucifer is a more positive ideal than Satan. They are inspired by the ancient myths of Egypt, Rome and Greece, Gnosticism and traditional Western occultism.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luciferian
Belief in the evolutionary process of creation is favored by the Luciferians because that allows for the possibility that they will continue to evolve into gods.
I thought eating the fruit from the tree did that. Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, God said "Ah, crap, if they keep doing that, they'll eventually be smarter than me!", and then kicked them out.
Red7Paladin has obviously been reading too many Chick tracts. According to Jack Chick, the Roman Catholic Church, the Freemasons, the Kabbalists, and the Wiccans are all just facets of the International Satanic Conspiracy (TM). Oh, and Chick also claims that they can perform genuine sorcery that can hurt people, too.
"Kabbalah is at the heart of Freemasonry, totally Luciferian, and, therefore, Satanic."
That's a mighty strange stew you're making.
Blackvoice: Madonna is a satanist?
Unfortunately, these guys Actually Believe That. To the sane folks out here you just made a hilarious extrapolation of their crazy argument to show how it could lead to an absurd conclusion. But these guys actually accept that conclusion, so your paradox won't phase them in the slightest.
-Frank
this is to Jeff weskamp, Wiccans are not,nor will ever be, "devil" worshipers. We don't belive in hell.I should know, Iam a Wiccan, have been for a long time.
Frank : hehe. Yes some pretty obsessed crazy people out there. I don't usually even click on links to that site, too much crazy.
"it looks like she strategically placed her hair over one eye to accentuate the other eye"
Apparently, the reason for Britney's fall from grace is that she refused to go along (with their plans for world domination etc) and now the media attacks her. Nothing to do with drug problem, shaving her head, nah, it's gotta be a worldwide satanic plot. You're either for it or against it.
@Alfred
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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