Boys whose father figure is a WOMAN become effeminate homos. Girls whose father figure is a WOMAN become man-hating lesbians.
End of story. When mankind defies God's plan for the family, the punishment is confused LGBTQ offspring!!
THE WHEELS HAVE COME OFF THE WAGON!!!
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Modern society stopped using wagons about a hundred years ago.
But if you want to be REALLY behind the times, go ahead.
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Why not move to an Amish compound...
So, you have support for this?
If one child is gay, all his brothers will be gay, too? I mean, if it's caused by the father figure, it'll affect all of them.
If one child is gay, all his sisters become lesbians?
That would be the most logical conclusion, no? I mean, I don't consider myself terribly effeminate, and I have a gay son. I'm not a lumberjack, but I was Navy for 20 years and all that.
Plus, two of my sons are NOT gay. So that's 2:1 evidence it was not me that made the one gay.
Boys whose father figure is a WOMAN become effeminate homos
End of story
A certain someone had two daddies. He hung around with twelve men , two of whom were sailors ; one of said twelve kissed him. Hardly associated with women, if ever. Never had a girlfriend, nor did he marry one. Told others to 'Love your fellow man '. Wore a dress .
Whoops!
Too bad the actual evidence and facts completely destroy this assertion. See: all the gay kids of "strong father figure" conservative Christians. Or me, raised by my very masculine & hetero father, but I turned out multiple shades of queer.
A quick trip to the real world would just shatter these idiots' worldview, wouldn't it?
What if a kid's "Mother-Figure" is a Man? Are the results the same? D
Even if you were right; Why is it bad? If no one is hurt and eeveryone's happy, why should you care?
And if things are more "femmy", big whoopie! Things should be more "femmy" to achieve balance since Masculine & Feminine are equal and good.
We need more "gentle, soft, sensitive" men, the world would be a lot more peaceful.
Concerning Thebans; How do you explain these guys?....
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....or this big, hunky football-player?....
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....I dunno; Those guys reek of "manliness"!
Methinks that you see anything "Woman", "Feminine" or "Female" in the same way that Laurie Strode sees Michael Myers.
Boys whose father figure is a WOMAN become effeminate homos
Someone here is like you: hates 'homos':
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Someone is giving the stink eye to that someone while swearing in to the Senate a father who fully supports his gay son.
Who is the effeminate one in this picture? Because it's not Doug 'Piranha' Jones' son. And the Log Cabin Republicans would like a word with you, ColdTeaBrewing.
After November, it's not just that hater of 'homos' who'll need every Republican voter he can find: certainly daren't offend .
If you look at the history of christian nations, it suggests that God's plan for the family is that kids don't see much of their parents, while the grandparents and older cousins do most of the child-raising. Or in the case of the nobles, the tutors and servants.
Oh wait, I forgot that 1950s American ideals go all the way back to the African savannah, my bad.
Graffiti on the men's room wall:
My mother made me a homosexual.
Someone wrote underneath:
If I give her some wool, could she make me one too?
@SpukiKitty
Sounds like a cute book.
@Anon-e-moose
It even sold more and got better reviews than the original.
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@creativerealms
Well; I heard that she doesn't mind too much and the joke was more on her Dad, Mike.
The original isn't bad, just kinda bland.
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@Titania
It's ADORABLE!
And it's a legitimate children's book. It's the sweetest thing. Here's some portions....
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....I got this as a Kindle.
Actually research finds that children raised by lesbians usually grow up straight. Sexual orientation, especially in males, is primarily a result of biological factors. Males with older brothers are more likely to be gay. This is probably the result of an immune reaction of the mother to fetal testosterone, so that the fetal brain is not masculinized by it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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