"When You're A Christian The Entire World Is Waiting For You To Fall"
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And you certainly did. [/Hubris]
Long-time Christian Jonathan Edwards didn't fall - certainly as an Olympic gold medallist athlete - as he was the best triple jumper of his time.
And since he recanted of his beliefs and become an Atheist, his star has always been on the ascendant (Presenting Channel 4's coverage of the 2012 London Paralympics; also for the BBC's coverage of the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics).
For public speaking, TV sports presenting or whatever, seems he's the go-to guy for all your needs, eh? And all that since his recanting his Christian beliefs. Why, I'm surprised you can type your BS screeds, what with all the similar TV gigs you've been swamped with post-that image-'enhancing' incident, eh Davey-boy...?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
...oh yes, that's right: if your P.R. image is at such a 'high' right now, why can't you enter the mainland US to have that back surgery, instead of suffering in exile in Guam?!
Christains make themselves fall. Sir Cliff Richard. Ever hear of him? Long-time Christian, yet he's done absolutely nothing wrong; how do you explain his Knighthood?
Never do anything wrong, it's impossible for you to fall. [/Daniel Radcliffe: the tabloids' worst nightmare]
Not hearing of any Quakers or Unitarian Universalists 'falling', though. I wonder why...?!
What you're using to spew your screeds, Davey-boy: the WWW. Y'know who invented that: HTML? Sir Tim Berners-Lee: a Unitarian Universalist.
No flies on him. [/opening ceremony of our 2012 London Olympics]
Jonathan Edwards CBE. Sir Cliff Richard. Sir Tim Berners-Lee. You do the P.R. maths, Davey-boy. Especially keeping in mind the likes of Gary Glitter, now twice-convicted of child sex crimes, post-Operation Yewtree.
The above e-mail. Why you've exiled yourself in Guam. Like I say: you do the maths.
