God created man is His image and God is not a homosexual or else He would be an abomination to Himself and deserve death (Rom 1).
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So, if god created man in his image, then god has a penis, correct? And AFAIK, god never uses that "holy, righteous" penis of his they way it's intended (Aside from knocking up Mary, but that was purely to have an heir to martyr). So how can you truly be sure god is not gay? Especially since god seems to like men more than women, according to your book.
Also, god is an abomination, by every single definition of the word. I mean, doesn't the bible say that looking upon god's true self is impossible or something? Sounds like an Eldritch Abomination to me...
No, it's the other way around, dolt. Man created gods in his image, and man is sometimes homosexual.
Besides, God supposedly created humans in his image, "men and women he created them", so he must be both He and She.
uschinanukewars disagrees.
PS: Why would a singular, unique entity with no conspecifics have any sexuality at all, anyways?
In actuality, of course, Yahweh didn't start out as the one and only God, and back then, he did have a wife, Ashera, a sea goddess. There's even one place in the Bible where they forgot to write out her statue and priestesses in the Temple of Jerusalem.
My theory:
Is that so? Then why does Yahweh like to watch, so much? You make him sounds like a self-loathing, closet case. Or perhaps he would rather watch lesbians, after all that barely makes it into his list of prohibitions.
No, I prefer the bisexual Zeus.http://www.greeklegendsandmyths.com/ganymede.html
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