at one point in grade 10 I had to be given half credit for a class I started to take and had to transfer out of because I refused use the theory of evolution as a means to explaining the formation of the Earth.
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Education is supposed to give you the facts. You don't have a choice about what those facts are. Don't want to believe that the Earth is round, that it's billions of years old, that a global flood never happened, that evolution is real? Too bad; those are facts, and your rejection of them doesn't change them. In rejecting those facts, you rejected an education that might have prevented you from making such a proudly asinine statement today.
Oh, and I agree with Pike and Julian; you obviously still have no idea what the theory of evolution entails, and you should have gotten NO credit for the entire course on account of your mule-headed determination to remain ignorant. I hope your seat in that class went to someone who could accept, if perhaps not get excited about, the information necessary to an informed life.
~David D.G.
Blame Hovind. He's the retard who insists on bundling up the ToE with geology, astronomy, physics, etc.
Is it surprising when you find easily manipulated dimwits falling for his lies?
Um, you guys, don't be so hard on DRS. I agree. After all, if my teacher started professing that the means of explaining the formation of the Earth is evolution I would transfer out too.
Wow! I wish I knew that I could have graduated high school by signing up for a class, refusing to learn the material, dropping the class, and then repeating the process one time over to gain full credit! It would have taken me 8 years to graduate like that instead of 4, but I would have had 8 years to goof off and/or get my writings published, rather than 4 years of actual, whatchacallit, work. (Of course, I probably wouldn't have gotten into college that way, so never mind.)
Maronan - you mean you didn't multitask? I found that if I glanced up at the blackboard from time to time, I could keep writing and so long as I was quiet, the teacher had no idea that I hadn't done a stitch of work in weeks.
Julian and Mad Dog
I don't think I could have gone to a Christian college. I applied to one, but they rejected me when they found out that I felt guilty about lying. What good was I to them if I couldn't lie for Jesus?
I'm taking lying courses right now, so I'll get a job as a televangelist eventually. It'll only be a step, though soon enough, I'll be ready to quit the televangelism and start my own religion! L. Ron Hubbard would have been the best-ever religion starter, but he made one key mistake: He claimed psychiatrists were evil. This made it easier for him to retain loyal suckers, but it meant he had no one to turn to when he went crazy himself. My religion won't condemn psychiatrists; I'll need better ways to keep my loyal suckers, but I'll stay sane enough to enjoy my ill-gotten profits.
Of course, I've only got a D- average in Lying 101 at the local Christian college, so I may have to resort to something else, like getting an honest job or running for Congress.
DRS dies and goes to heaven.
St Peter: You've been extremely naughty. You've been slothful and proud and arrogant and vain. You've been greedy and boastful. You've been sanctimonious and condescending. You've been selfish and inconsiderate. You've squandered your gifts, I'm sorry, but it's quite clearly hell for you!
DRS: But I purposely flunked science, doesn't that count for anything?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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