Why would we go there? We have our own museum now, just like we have our own version of science. You folks are always doing testing and extra work when the evidence is right before you - the simple yet complex banana - the intelligently designed wonder food from Heaven
[Answer to: Have any creationists been to the Museum of Natural History in NYC?]
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Sure, when will we see the Disciples PC, built ONLY using biblical science?
Or, Rapture IV, the latest moon rocket built using plans from the Revelation? Who will be the first Rapturenaut?
Huh?
So in other words, No. You have not.
You have not been to the Museum of Natural History in NYC.
Why not just say so.
"We have our own museum now, just like we have our own version of science."
At last, you've completed the setup for your own version of reality. Hope you enjoy it; just stay there, and quit pestering people in the real world.
"We have our own museum now, just like we have our own version of science"
And like Macintosh has their own version of computers! But they suck.
"the simple yet complex banana - the intelligently designed wonder food from Heaven"
The best part is that the banana evolved in response to artificial selection by humans because it was originally a terrible food - Not shaped for the hand, full of seeds, and funny tasting.
If its an "intelligently designed wonder food from heaven", then why does it only grow in certain climates?....only Tropical and sub-tropical to temperate zone people deserve the god-given manna-banana? You are such a complete moronic douche-bag I swear......Stop fellating Ray Comfort's banana there Kirk.....fucking shitweasel.
is their science capable of creating .. well every gadget better than a sling?
If I hadn't read so much BS on the various threads we trawl, I'd call him a Poe. But that ain't necessarily so
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A banana? Seriously, a banana?!
A whole world of evidence for evolution... and all they can refute with is a long yellow fruit?
They occasionally come to the Museum of Science in Boston, but I don't think they're comfortable there. I heard a story of one who didn't want to see the fossils because "we don't believe in dinosaurs." In the human body and evolution area, a chaperone of a kids' group said to me, "They don't say anywhere that it's only a theory." I think they're a minority, and most are there because they want to be there. Like at an art museum, most want to see masterpieces, and won't be offended by nudity.
oh for fuck's sake, not the banana argument again.
you people do realize that the banana was specifically created and genetically modified by MAN. because wild bananas are tiny, green, and are difficult to grow.
yellow bananas, the ones you constantly hold up as proof of 'god', were genetically created by man, do not occur in the wild, cannot reproduce on their own, and are much easier to grow because WE MADE THEM THAT WAY.
the modern banana, bred for 100 years at least as a food for humans. Fits in the mouth, in the ass, can be used as a dildo and does not squirt anything anywhere when opened.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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