[They turned it around on us...]
Umm, what do they not get about a "theory" ?
That's what get's me It's still the "theory of evolution" but somehow, gee - wonder how that happened - Satan has made it in to "fact" in our public school system. Shameful, and sinful
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I repeat myself: In science a theory is a thoroughly tested and proven explanation of observed facts. It represents the highest degree of certitude. You know, like the heliocentric theory, the theory of relativity ... that kind of stuff.
You're right -- it is only a theory.
Too bad you have no fucking idea what one is. I believe the word you wish to use in place of theory is "hypothesis" except evolution is not a hypothesis it is in fact a theory as you've stated.
Now, look up the words you don't understand and then get back to me with an apology.
I remember the first thing my science teacher said to us when we started learning evolution was that it was a theory; it can't be proven absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt, but we have a fairly good idea that it's right.
I think that puts it fairly nicely.
DAMMIT! Copying my response to the same idiocy from a different idiot:
Theory: 1. A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena.
2. The branch of a science or art consisting of its explanatory statements, accepted principles, and methods of analysis, as opposed to practice: a fine musician who had never studied theory.
3. A set of theorems that constitute a systematic view of a branch of mathematics.
4. Abstract reasoning; speculation: a decision based on experience rather than theory.
5. A belief or principle that guides action or assists comprehension or judgment: staked out the house on the theory that criminals usually return to the scene of the crime.
6. An assumption based on limited information or knowledge; a conjecture.
You think that definitions 4, 5, and/or 6 are relevant when only the first definition applies. The only thing "shameful" here is your insane levels of ignorance.
Now please burn in Semantics Hell.
No Satan didn't. SCIENCE made it a reasonable theory to be taught in school, Religious creation can be taught in your church or synagogue, but a little thing called FACTS, not beliefs are required for science.
What do YOU not get about a theory?
From Wiki:
In science, the word theory refers to a comprehensive explanation of an important feature of nature that is supported by many facts gathered over time.
Y'know, I've got a DM that's a Christian youth pastor... awesome guy, great for religious debate.
He's got a saying, and I like it, even though I don't believe what he does: "God gave us truth, the devil made it religion."
@Eric: Take it from someone that knows... go for the steel.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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