scientists will destroy the world because science is a religion it also dehumanizes us and refuses to recognize the obvious evidence of things that cannot be tested which is why science refuses to recognize that the lhc is going to destroy the world because they are prying into things which man was not meant to know and i;m going to say i told you so to everyone when the entire earth gets sucked into a black hole some meddling scientist made because of their hoobris this is just like the atomic bomb which is also going to destroy the world and frankenstein crops and genetic engineering and penicillin
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"a religion it also dehumanizes us and refuses to recognize the obvious evidence of things"
La-dee-da-da-da, isolating the truth, dee-doo-doo-do.
If we listened to cowards like you who claim that God doesn't want us to know certain things, we would still be in the depths of the Dark Ages. Discovery is not for the faint of heart. Besides...I thought you people were looking forward to an apocalypse...
So to twoshits, everything that's not Christianity is also a religion? I'm going to go found the First Church of Antibiotics!
But that is a pretty good movie plot: the Large Hadron Collider, atomic bomb, "Frankenstein crops" (a vegetable medley?), genetic engineering and penicillin battle it out for the right to destroy the world! Mothra and Gamera are small potatoes!
"scientists will destroy the world because science is a religion"
Kind of a bold Statement to make without backup evidence, don't you think?
"it also dehumanizes us and refuses to recognize the obvious evidence of things that cannot be tested"
How obvious can something be if it can't be tested?
"which is why science refuses to recognize that the lhc is going to destroy the world because they are prying into things which man was not meant to know and i;m going to say i told you so to everyone when the entire earth gets sucked into a black hole some meddling scientist made because of their hoobris this is just like the atomic bomb which is also going to destroy the world and frankenstein crops and genetic engineering and penicillin"
That's a legitimate fear but it's mostly the kind of things that novels are written abo- wait... Penicilin! WTF?
"refuses to recognize the obvious evidence of things that cannot be tested"
What evidence, then, if you can't test it?
"they are prying into things which man was not meant to know"
Just like those fuckers who harnessed electricity!
You're stupid... Anyway, if the Earth does get sucked into a black hole... I'll pay for your property.
Yeah, yeah.. some people were also convinced that the atomic bomb was going to cause a chain reaction and burn off the Earth's atmosphere.
I'm no ed-joo-ma-cated scientist-person, but I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.
And how do you plan to tell everyone "I told you so" when the Earth gets sucked into a black hole??
"You fools! Don't look through that microscope to study the interior of the cell! That's GOD's domain!"
"Don't investigate the properties of electricity! You'll anger mighty Thor!"
"Grogg, you no rub sticks together to make hot-flower! Sky-Man only send it to us when he decide to!"
IT'S SOMETHING MAN WASN'T MEANT TO KNOW!!!!1!!
... things which man was not meant to know ...
Shut up, Igor, and hand me that wrench.
The longest oxymoron ever written!
The longest sentence ever written without punctuation!
The most compacted crock of ignorant shit (other than the Bible) ever posted on the Internet.
Methodology of SCIENCE:
1: Start
2: Get an idea
3: Perform experiment
4: Does evidence support idea? IF NO“ THEN 2 ELSE 5
5: Theory created
6: Apply theory to better understand
7: Discover new evidence
8: Can theory be modified to explain new evidence? IF NO“ THEN 2 ELSE 9
9: Improve theory THEN 6
Methodology of EXTREME RELIGION:
1: Start
2: Get a Bible and destroy all other books
3: Ignore all contradicting evidence
4. Do different scriptures contradict? IF NO“ THEN 5 ELSE IGNORE“ THEN 5
5: Kill those who question
6. Can we convert this person? IF NO“ THEN BURN AT STAKE“ ELSE 7
7: Keep idea unmodified forever
8: End
"science is a religion"
idiot
Confused?
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