[There's only one "in bread" thing here and it's not this guy's morals.]
Evolution is a big JOKE! With evolution you don’t have in bread morals by nature of evolution it’s self. Just typical that the theory of contradicts itself.
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so tell me, why do animals groom each other? or help each other in bad situations. the more of your kind that survive, the easier it is for you to survive. i would have thought simple reason could tell you that, but it seems as though you're incapable.
Okay, 12345, I'm only going to sing this one more time:
Oh...
If you want to be possessive,
It's just I-T-S.
But if it's supposed to be a contraction,
It's I-T-apostrophe-S.
Scalawag.
Morals are subjective.
Edit: Dark bread for me.
Terrible spelling aside, a non-sequitur and a complete falsehood in th space of twenty words.
I salute thee for thine service to idiocy, 12345.
Mmmm bread.
*Homer Simpson drool*
...except morals are usually derived from society and her institutions.
Personally, I'm biased in favour of garlic bread...
Wow, you've shown a really huge hole in evolutionary theory. Isn't it absolutely incredible that none of the scientists actually studying evolution have realized this? I mean, it's not like they've ever come up with ideas showing how altruism can be beneficial to animals in helping them survive and pass down their genes. No evolutionary biologist has ever, ever thought about that. It's not as if they have ever written papers or books on that subject either. Nope. Definitely not.
EDIT: Argh, I forget to write in my name. This post was by Angua.
Is that English? It sort of looks like English, but it makes no sense, whatsoever.
My cats show empathy towards me when I'm sad. Guess it's "in bread" even in non-herd animals like cats.
Or, if 12345 (you thought long and hard to come up with that name, didn't you) is right, maybe the just hope that the crying will kill me and they can then eat me?
I'm also a fan of garlic bread, and I just love soft sourdough. :)
12345?! That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!</spaceballs>
As for the post, learn2english.
Ted Haggard, Jimmy Swaggert, The Bakkers
Why do so many people who preach in bread morality turn out to be crumbs?!?
Okay, I am ashamed of myself.
:(
“Evolution is a big JOKE!”
Before i laugh, please tell me what the funny part is?
"With evolution you don’t have in bread morals”
I dunno. Buttered bread always lands butter-side-down. That’s gotta be a choice made. Choices imply goals, which could easily involve morals.
“by nature of evolution it’s self.”
Oh. I see it, now. YOU’RE the funny part.
But you’re not completely right. Morals exist so that we can live together. We depend on each other and on building cooperative groups. If we killed at every inconvenience we wouldn’t be as successful as we are. Our evolution to be gregarious beings IS our evolutionary strategy. So, yeah, evolution has ‘programmed’ us to a degree. We socialize the rest of it.
"Just typical that the theory of contradicts itself.”
Not even slightly. The contradiction is teh creationist trying to talk shit about science that’s WAY over his flat little head.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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