Paoabear beat me to it.
When a child is concieved it is a single cell which then grows and divides, then each division repeats the process.
Why God never received tenure at any university...
He had only one major publication, it was in Amarahic and it had no references.
It wasn't published in a referred journal, some even doubting he wrote it himself.
It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
His cooperative efforts have been quite limited and the scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects and when one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book and some say he even had his son teach the class.
He expelled his first two students for learning.
Although there are only ten requirements, most students fail his tests while continuing to lecture others on following them.
His office hours were infrequent and usually held in private on a mountaintop, using a middle-man who misquoted what was said.
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Convincing a fundie is like trying to un-ring a bell.
