Let me remind the gay rights fanatics, North Korea plans to send a nuclear warhead our way. There's a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed.
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Kim Jong Un is the Holy God of Israel? Who knew?
Then again, maybe your just a fundie fuckwit. Hmmmmm.....which is more likely?
According to many fundies 9/11 was god's punishment for the gays, Katrina was god's punishment for the gays, the east coast earthquake was god's punishment for the gays, now NK threatening nukes as punishment for the gays. You sure seem to be worshiping an impotent god. Not only is it a really bad aim, but it seems to be powerless against the gays.
"Whenever you see a rainbow, god is having gays sex."
Aside from the fact that North Korea is full of shit...
Your god has apparently decided to punish the predominantly Christian United States instead of the government mandated atheism of North Korea. MAKES SENSE TO ME!
Sometimes these "mysterious ways" just seem a bit too ridiculous, no?
So when North Korea utterly fails to nuke us, you'll admit gay rights aren't evil?
Oh, I forgot, you'll never admit ANYTHING.
Apparently, God works in mysterious ways.
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace,:
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Wow. So god is cool with North Korea's heinous, oppressive government. But he's not cool with the US treating GLBT people as, yanno, people. Okily dokily...
Does this guy understand what a scapegoat is? I'm guessing not.
Actually, my dear not-so-wily Rick, I expect that if it ever looked like NK had a realistic chance of getting its mitts on nukes and ICBM technology, China would step in, and if necessary obliterate the crazy fucks. It's one thing to tolerate an insane, noisy but harmless (to you) relative, particularly when your ability to browbeat him into cutting the crap can serve as a handy source of political capital; if said nutty relative manages to get a gun, OTOH, it's time to have him carted away to the nuthouse before he actually hurts someone, particularly when that someone may be yourself. No Biblegawd involved, only basic geopolitics.
Have you ever thought that maybe, just, maybe, there's a god that hates YOUR shit and wants to bomb us because of that?
Oh, wait, you don't think.
Fun fact: North Korea is done for. They've pissed off their only ally, China, which is now pushing for sanctions against NK. Whatever happens, I doubt they will ever get the opportunity to nuke the US.
First off, how the fucking hell is that related in any way to gay sex?
Second, North Korea's leadership is infamously short on various screws. While the threat of a nuclear attack is indeed horrifying no effective damage would be done to NATO and it's ability to counterattack and they would never survive the retaliation.
I don't think god really gives a shit about the gays. Jesus did have twelve boyfriends after all. You know they were like the first version of the Village People with a carpenter, fisherman. tax collector, goat herder etc.
So, you're suggesting that your god is going to use the nuclear weapons of a nation to whom he doesn't speak, to kill 5% of the Earth's population in a country where he is broadly worshipped because people in that country love eachother, thereby ignoring us in Europe who more generally deny he exists, and are not obsessed with the sex lives of others?
Please don't breed Rick.
So why should I want to worship a God which threatens nuclear annihilation? I mean, after drowning 99.99% of the world's population in a global flood, and numerous wars fought by his people where they totally wiped out neighboring tribes, then had his only son killed in a cruel and painful manner, now he's sending hurricanes, earthquakes, and tsunamis all over the world, not to mention that he set up a system which condemns most people to an eternity of suffering, and people like you want me to worship him because you call him a loving god.
If North Korea were to send a nuke over, it won't be because Kim Jong-Un has a grudge against countries that treat gays like human beings (which sadly, we don't 100% do yet). If he or your god wanted to wipe out a gay-friendly country, there are several that are far more forward thinking than we are.
Oh, and as an aside: I bet he doesn't give two fucks about Israel, either.
So god needs atheistic scientests to build a weapon using ateistic principles to smite people he doesn't like?
Can we just launch a missile at the cloud he lives on and get rid of him?
We used to have gods, but they were too much trouble so we killed them[/klingon]
First of all, gay rights have nothing to do with NK getting a nuke, and to link the two is absurd.
Secondly, you're saying that your God is willing to punish YOU for the sins of another--more than that, willing to kill innocents by the thousands.
The god you worship is a monster. Why the hell would you worship such a diety?
The North Koreans are threatening to start a nuclear war because there are openly gay persons in America? Your omnipotent, omniscient, omni-benevolent God doesn't seem very interested in the welfare of his special, in his own image, creations.
What North Korea plans and what it can achieve are often shown to be very radically different. Otherwise North Korea would a united Korea, the richest country on earth with bumper harvests every year. Instead, there are parents driven crazy with hunger eating their own children. If your god's so great, Rick Wiles, why doesn't he do something for the people of North Korea?
"Let me remind the gay rights fanatics, North Korea plans to send a nuclear warhead our way. There's a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed."
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'North Korea has missiles that can reach America. But only as far as Alaska. If they got nuked, who'd notice? '
-Frankie Boyle
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Yeah. Now that China shares the UN/NATO's concerns about North Korea, I doubt it.
And as for your non-sequitur, you therefore agree with those in North Korea who say that their Eternal President Kim Il-sung is God. You said it, I didn't.
Next stop, downtown Pyongyang, to lay flowers in front of that huge bronze statue of Kim Sr. and worship him, Ricky-boy. >:D
Let me remind you Red Lobster "Seaside Shrimp Trio" eaters, North Korea plans to send a nuclear warhead our way. There's a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed.
"... all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which [is] in the waters, they [shall be] an abomination unto you:" (Lev. 11:10)
For those of you wondering how Wiles's comment makes sense even to him and its ilk, it has to do with the claim among several OT prophets that Israel getting pounded by Assyria, Babylon, etc. was evidence that Yhwh was Not Happy with what Israel was doing. After all, Yhwh was the strongest divinity in existence; he'd have no problem repelling the divinities of the other Mesopotamian powers. (Well, as long as his instruments of choice, the Israelite soldiers, could realistically do something about the enemy weapons...) So, if Israel lost at all, it meant Yhwh MEANT for them to lose and suffer to various degrees. Read: oblique punishment for some sort of corruption. I suppose you could take it a step further, and interpret it as Yhwh somehow browbeating Marduk/Enlil/whomever into being his punishment rod of the day, like Wiles is suggesting he'd do with North Korea.
It's like this people:
Kim Il Sung really IS God! He appeared before the NC people first as a burning bush, but he materialized in a rice paddy, so that really didn't work. Then He tried for Dr. Fumanchu, but was distracted by a closing shot of Aunt Bea on the Andy Griffith Show that dissolved into a McDonald's hamburger on a plate.
Meanwhile, Merck Pharmaceuticals, and their subsidiary, Schering Plough, both originally GERMAN companies, started funneling the profits from AIDS treatments to North Korea because they secretly hated the US for their contribution in defeating Germany in two World Wars. This, and the money from the Girl Scout Cookie sales is what is funding North Korea's nuclear program!
Now who's crazy?
North Korea may be capable of dropping a nuke on South Korea, Japan or China.
It is less a rebellion against God as a response to sanctions that limit their ability to feed the population.
Christianity in North Korea: 1,7%
Yeah that actually does sound like something your God would do.
Confused?
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