Catholics must also be aware that the Bible would exist without them, and that's all that matters. Jesus never told anyone to go to church to begin with. They should also know that Jesus condemns basically everything they do in the Scriptures, and they'll all be burned alive for doing it.
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"Catholics must also be aware that the Bible would exist without them"
"and that's all that matters."
"they'll all be burned alive for doing it."
Jesus never told anyone to go to church to begin with.
Really? "Yeah, guys, it's okay if you don't go and publicly pray to me, all you have to do is read an error-filled book that's going to be written about me in 50 years."
LOL
The Bible did not spring into existence intact. A bunch of blokes in the Fourth Century decided the contemporary religious myths would go into it, and those that would be excluded. Catholic blokes, actually. In short, no Catholics, no Bible.
Basic theology, dumbass. Don't argue without it. It was the RCC that put together your fantasy book as a means of crowd control.
Same goes for the papal infallibility concerning dogma. Or did you think those red- shirted guys just came up with it because they were bored?
What were you saying about Catholics?
"Jesus condemns basically everything [Catholics] do in the Scriptures, and they'll all be burned alive for doing it."
Accidental atheist support...gotta love it.
"Catholics must also be aware that the Bible would exist without them, and that's all that matters."
Same thing goes for all christians and evidence-based science.
No the bible would not be here if it wasn't for the Catholics. Hell you'd probably be following some Celtic pagan rituals (if your name really is Kennedy).
And if he's a god of love why does he hate everyone? Why does he want to send everyone to hell?
Fuck it, I'm bowing down to Odin.
Well, it really depends on which bible you are talking about.
The common christian bible was created in the 3rd century by the Council of Nicea. The attendees were catholic. They decided, among themselves that Jesus was divine, and which books went into the bible.
So, your entire religion is thanks to catholics.
Well, the Tanakh would, and the Jews might even have continued to use the Septuagint. As for me, I don't believe I'm going anywhere after I die but into a furnace for a quick incineration, so I'm not so worried about "burning alive"...
Fundies must also be aware that the Bible would exist without them, and that's all that matters. Jesus never told anyone to go to church to begin with. They should also know that Jesus condemns basically everything they do in the Scriptures, and they'll all be burned alive for doing it.
Fixt.
You do realize your Bible is entirely based on the Torah, Old Testament and New Testament, last two being Catholic creations with plagarized Torah books,,don't You? Of course you don't, you people never study your Bibles history. You all claim yours is the first and the truest but the Catholics have at least the first claim right.
Christianity was created by the Catholics and Catholism is the mother of all y'all's Bibles.
And Protestant right-wing Fundamental ist Christains must realise that without the Catholic church, there would be no Bible as you know it today.
Who codified the earlier texts into what would become the OT & NT...?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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