If I bought a lottery ticket, Satan would probably want me to win it so he could ruin my life.
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You could try giving it to some charity, but that would go against your morals. So yeah, I guess I can see how it might ruin your life. You should just win and give me all the money. It won't ruin my life, I actually think that money can be used to pay bills, give to charity, make sure my daughter can go to college, fix my car, do some work around the house, etc., etc. See, these are good things, but you don't believe in helping others, you probably live in a tent in the wilderness, so no need of bills or cars, or fixing up a house, you don't believe in education, so no need of college. I could go on and on.
Not only the lottery, but every time your boss gives you a paycheck, Satan is trying to ruin your life. Best send all your paychecks to me, so I can keep you safe...
You'd be hellbound in a trice. A devil's heartbeat. Just from the temptations alone. Yes, the Master wants you to win it, but you must foil the Great Deceiver! I'm going to hell anyway. Better give it to me, I know just what to do with all that filthy lucre. Trust me.
"If I bought a lottery ticket, Satan would probably want me to win it so he could ruin my life."
So why aren't all your pastors like Benedictine monks, who take a vow of poverty ? Insead of megachurches, they erect a tent in the middle of nowhere; the only music provided is by a guitar at most, and he never asks for 'tithes'.
Seems there's a lot of Satanists in right-wing Fundamental ist Christianity in the US.
...oh, and lottery tickets? Not for nothing are they referred to here in the UK as the 'Stupid Tax'. I have infinitely better things to do with my hard-earned :
'A penny saved is a penny earned'
-Benjamin Franklin
Maybe you should give me your lotto ticket then, seeing as I, an unrepentant, gender-bending witch, am considered, by your kind, as "ruined and sold-out to Satan" anyways.
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