"if this abomination happens I am taking my family north and teaching them to speak Canadian."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f06BYIMXe7c (1.13 secs)
(*In an outrageous accent*):
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'Elleau mai leetle rrrupturrred reetarrrdes! Eet ees moi, yeur leauvlee Marcel! Es ai weure sayeeeng teau dee bahrman thee otheaur dei, een ze peub...:
'Cahn yeu geeve moi eh deuble ehntendhre?!'
Seau hee gheive moi one. Ahnd ze drrreenkie-poos ahfteurweards whas seau rrrefresheeng! Toodlies, moi leetle peeps! Ehnd neau, feur ze mohohohore Naughtee Beets...!:'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uubiRBylMR4
Jeaust eh leetle rrreefresheaur eento speekeeng ze lahnghuarge, whrrrren yeau eenteur ze Kaneda! ('TETSUUUOOOOOOOOO!' [/"Akira"] [/eeneuendeau] X3 ) Eau, ehns watcheeng ze neaughty Peeteur Zellehrs ahs Eenspecteur Clouseau een zee Peenk Pantheaur feelms sheauld geeve yeau zee pointeauhrs! [/hypeaur-sarcasma]
[/Kenny Everett] X3
http://muuta.net/KennyEverett/
@#1516844
"A simple joke being considered "fundie" is a sign of excessive moral outrage perverting your mind, though I guess it's good that the dumbest of atheists are identifying themselves."
'Sup, Signguy. Welcome to Fundies Say The Darndest Things. Stay awhile. Stay forever! [/Pinkie Pie]
...oh, and:
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Also...:
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Otherwise you wouldn't care what - and how - we reply to the Darned Things Said by the Fundies quoted here, for teh lulz. Or simply a case of how we Atheists comment upon said quoted fundies cutting a little too close to the quick, re. the unjustifiable things said by fundies, exposing the pure filth (bigotry, racism, misogyny, Dominionist Fascism, you name it) of the bullshit so much as thought by fundies, making them look even more insane to the rest of the world. One word: Perception.
Otherwise, point out to us just one quote in the entire database, by a Quaker, Amish/Mennonite, Unitarian Universalist, Buddhist, Sufi Muslim, Wiccan et al. Go ahead. I double-dare you.
Ergo, FSTDT. QED.
