Why don’t Atheists want to love Jesus?
Why don’t Atheists want to love Jesus?
Because Atheists don’t worship false idols,
Because there is no evidence that Santa Exist,
Because Atheists are not hypocrites,
Because Atheists are not in denial.
Because Atheists don’t want the meek to inherit the earth,
Because Atheists don’t want to do to others, what Atheists would have others do to them,
Because Atheists don’t have evidence that Jesus Exist,
Because Atheists don’t want to live a Virtuous life,
Because Atheists don’t want to accept the existence of god,
Because Atheists don’t have scales on their eye,
Because Atheists don’t worship false prophets
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Atheists don't worship, PERIOD.
You are painting all atheists with one huge brush, how meek and virtuous is that?
I'd accept the existance of god if there was a reason to believe in teh existance of a god. Since their isn't, why are you in denial about the FSM?
Because Atheists don’t want to do to others, what Atheists would have others do to them,
If you mean this to be a 'do unto others' reference, Atheists DO wish that they were treated half as good as religions. We don't get fancy holidays, tax-write offs, time off from work or any of that. We just want to be given the same respect that you expect. If you think you guys are persecuted over 'merry x-mas', try telling someone that you are an atheist. You want dirty looks, sneers and pity, that's your route. I would be perfectly happy never having to discuss religion or the lack thereof EVER unless I wanted to, but that's not how it works in America.
I was about to post how puzzling this is, but I clicked on the link and saw... it is a POLL!
"Because Atheists don’t have evidence that Jesus Exist" and "Because there is no Evidence that Santa Exist" are winning, probably because most of those answering the poll are atheists. A few fundies have gone for the "don't want to be virtous/don't want the meek to inherit the earth" options.
This does not strike me as appropiate for FSTDT, but if we keep it some explanation must be added to the post because like this, it is just baffling.
Because there is no evidence that Santa Exist,
No, but St. Nick did.
Atheists don’t want to do to others, what Atheists would have others do to them,
Yes I do.
christians don’t have evidence that Jesus Exist,
Fixed.
Atheists don’t have scales on their eye,
WTF?
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Wrong, I think,,, dumb statement, makes no sense
Wrong, too much generalisation
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Wrong, but please define 'virtuous' without mentioning god or the buybull
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Pretty close, really,,,,,,, for a fundie
True, true, maybe, true, false, false, true, false, maybe, true (?), and true.
7/11.
Your list of "becauses" fails whether it is interpreted as sarcastic (in which case we are implied to actually follow the golden rule and wish to live a "virtuous life"...accurate but an unexpected admission) or serious (in which case we are TWICE given credit for not following an incorrect religion, which is a nice change of pace!).
Try harder next time.
“Why don’t Atheists want to love Jesus?”
When you start to skid on an icy road do you hope Superman comes to save you?
“Because Atheists don’t want the meek to inherit the earth,”
Huh?
“Because Atheists don’t want to do to others, what Atheists would have others do to them,”
Actually, we do. We pretty much base our morals on that general idea.
“Because Atheists don’t have evidence that Jesus Exist,”
More to the point, the Jesusists don’t offer any realistic evidence.
“Because Atheists don’t want to live a Virtuous life,”
Not quie right. We want a virtuous life, we just disagree that worshiping your god is the ONLY virtuous life.
“Because Atheists don’t want to accept the existence of god,”
Incorrect. I’d like to believe, but the invisible psychopaths that are offered are literally unbelieveable.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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