(on Ellen DeGeneres' wedding to Portia DeRossi)
So sad. Especially for Portia, who is a real woman. Who knows what abuse and pain she felt in her childhood that would make her think this was the way out. And shame on her mother. I'm sure her heart is breaking, but she stills sells her daughter to an old pedophile for 40 pieces of silver. Tragedy.
(The comments are filled with fail)
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Yes, it is incredibly sad.
Portia DeRossi is incredibly hot and I'm not the one marrying her.
Also, we don't really follow the silver rules anymore.
Michael Douglas - 63
I'm sure her heart is breaking, but she still sells her daughter to an old pedophile for 40 pieces of silver. Tragedy.
Ellan was born in 1958, making her 50.
Portia was born in 1973, making her 35.
At these ages, a fifteen year difference isn't all that exciting, really.
"Who knows what abuse and pain she felt in her childhood that would make her think this was the way out. And shame on her mother. I'm sure her heart is breaking, but she stills sells her daughter to an old pedophile for 40 pieces of silver."
I'm sure that people were saying the same thing about the parents who brainwashed you into being a homophobe and the husband who assures that your marriage is "Biblical"...
On that note...get back to the kitchen.
1. 50 and 35 is a pretty big age difference, but the 50-year-old in that couple isn't a "pedophile."
2. Ellen is a real woman, too.
Portia De Rossi is in her mid thirties... younger than Ellen, sure, but how many men Ellen's age are dating women even younger than Portia? Plus, I don't think you can apply the word "pedophile" when the younger of the two is in her thirties, dipshit.
@Syb: You must have ridiculously high standards if you think that less than 1% of girls qualify as "pretty"...
Wow, the pedophile hysteria has gotten so bad that now if you date someone in their 30s you're a pedo? I thought it was bad enough when 20 year-olds were called pedos for dating 16-17 year-olds.
Or you could just be one of those fundies who thinks homosexual = pedophile, and in that case, you're still a complete moron.
@ Terry Stroud - Lesbians arent real women apparently.
Portia was apparently tricked into becoming gay or something, so she is a real woman.
I wonder if any of the "Christian" news sites have reported this yet.
Oh. So according to Janet a "real woman" is one who is conventionally pretty, and likes Teh Cock. The rest of us are figments of imagination, aren't really people and don't really exist. Right, gotcha.
Idiot.
I love how Janet managed to infantilize her beloved "real woman" by comparing her to an abused child, rather than an adult who can make her own choices.
Who knows what abuse and pain she felt in her childhood that would make her think this was the way out.
Has it ever occurred to you that she wasn't abused and that she might actually like the company of other women?
"And shame on her mother. I'm sure her heart is breaking, but she stills sells her daughter to an old pedophile for 40 pieces of silver. Tragedy."
Yeah, it's terrible. It was her father's job to sell his daughter--and then, only to a good, godly man who isn't afraid to make her submit to him in all things with the mightiness of his fist faith.
Dammit, Janet, you're real screwed!
Ellen and Portia are both real women. They are both lesbians. They are both in love and have married by choice. And they are both adults, so there is no pedophilic vibe at all. Get over it.
To add to Jesus Klingon's point, what about Nicholas Cage and his wife, who is twenty years his junior? What about Woody Allen and the whole scandal with his wife, who used to be his adopted daughter? Did Mia Farrow sell her out for 40 pieces of silver? What a tragedy.
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If Portia was abused as a child, then what makes you think that her mother would have the slightest qualm about selling her to a "pedophile" (a word that gets thrown around way too much these days especially since the woman is 35 ferchrissakes), much less have a broken heart about it. Do you people ever think things through?
Several problems with your assertions.
I think that I have translated what this idiot tries to mean. By real woman, as many of you have pointed out, she may mean that she's conventionally pretty, good material for a heterosexual marriage to an ignorant redneck but "godly" christian man and femenine, that is, she doesn't fullfill the stereotype of man-like butch lesbian woman. She's like saying that if Ellen wants to be a lesbo, as she's ugly, it's logical and ok, she looks like a guy, but not Portia.
So by your idiotic standards 'pretty' women can't be gay? You stupid twat, you really have no clue about these sorts of things do you? And i'm sure portia's mother is very happy for her daughter to have found someone whom she can love. And in the end, your opinion on the matter doesn't mean shit. So go back to listening to Focus on the Family, James Dobson, Pat Robertson and eating little debbie snacks you dumb fuck.
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