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And where? is Carl Sagan now?
HELL
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Did you see Hell?, how do you know he's there?. Ah yes, the Bible,............wait, the Bible doesn't mention Hell until NT.
What they don't tell you about hell is that the fire is fueled by marihuana plants, so while indeed you are burning, you are so fucking stoned out of your mind that you don't feel infinite pain, but rather infinite highness.
Fed Up wrote: "I've got an overwhelming urge to put "AND WHERE IS YOUR CARL SAGAN NOW?" on a tshirt, with a fire/brimstone graphic in the background..."
And on the back you could have...
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Hell is where all the really cool people are anyway. Carl Sagan, Nikolai Tesla, Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain), and many more people I'd love to chat up!
@ ScionHell is where all the really cool people are anyway. Carl Sagan, Nikolai Tesla, Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain), and many more people I'd love to chat up!
Don't forget Turing he was quite hot!
The late great Carl Sagan profoundly said 'We are all made of Star-stuff'. Except you, mm201918. You are made of Brown Stuff that comes out of cow's arses.
(Loved watching his TV series "Cosmos", and his voyage round the universe via his 'Spaceship of the Imagination'. The American Sir Patrick Moore indeed.)
@Tallyho
"Don't forget Turing he was quite hot!"
mm201918 and his subhuman ilk should consider that were it not for Alan Turing, he wouldn't have the very thing he's using to spew his bullshit on YouPube. Yes, fundies; you have a homosexual to thank for that computer you have!
Where is Carl Sagan now? A honest person would say, we don't know.
But while he was here he did more good and created more knowledge than all religious leaders put together.
That which is asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.
'We are all made of Star Stuff'
-Carl Sagan
When I heard those words, whilst watching his TV series "Cosmos" in the 1970s as a callow youth, I almost cried. His words I still find affecting to this day.
May you travel long, and discover much more, in your 'Spaceship of the Imagination', Carl.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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